Faguars 

Derogatory name for the Jacksonville Jaguars football club.

Jacksonville is a black hole for talent that sucks the life out of every NFL Sunday they 'play". The stadium is a relic from Knute Rockne's day and the fans all look like Earl from the NBC TV show...

The Jags just cant connect the dots.

Gotta good quarterback? Shucks yall we don't need no receivers. Got a great defensive line...shucks yall we don't need no decent corner backs...and on and on and on. When they finally get the formula right...they trade away the best pieces the very next year.

They suck so bad now they cant even sell seasons tickets.

Dude, did you catch the Faguars game on TV yesterday?

No , I was busy clipping my toenails, then I had to wash my hair...

Faguars by Gfeet September 22, 2009

Faguar

Noun: An older gay gentlemen who prays on younger men. The gay version of a cougar.

That 50 year old guy just tried to pick up me! I'm less than half his age... wow, what a faguar.

Faguar by Paul Rivait January 10, 2006

Faguar

The homosexual equivalent of a cougar. An older man who likes to flirt with or date much younger men.

Andy: Paul I think that older guy sitting over there sent us these drinks.
Paul: Looks like that faguar has the intentions of taking one of us home

Faguar by AValentine December 30, 2010

faguar

a. it is pretty much the gay version of a cougar (older gay that wants the love of a younger gay)

If Samantha from "Sex in the City" was gay man she would have been a faguar.

faguar by Istoleit March 29, 2009

Faguar

Faguar is commonly defined as a long haired homosexual mammal which derives off the Iranian descent. The Faguar can be found in your local apartment complex preying on younger mammals in attempts to engage in gay sex with it in the bunions

Hey man sorry i took so long i was in the stairs and this faguar offered me some brains so i was like im gonna fuck this nigga in the mouth

Faguar by pomnani September 6, 2010

Faguar

An older or 35+ homosexual who frequents clubs, bars, beaches and/or markets to score with a significantly younger man.

Did you see that hot faguar who bought me drinks last night? I think he has an AARP card. See: Cougar Manther Puma Cheetah

Faguar by filmgirl February 6, 2010

Faguar

If you split up the word you find the words Fag, You, Are which if you put what before it you get what a fag you are.

Oh Jamie, what a Faguar.

Faguar by Vai_boy July 30, 2004