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fagtrack

1. The track surrounding any swimming pool.

2. Any place where shirtless men in running shorts jog lightly while watching you work out.

3. The track in any rap song where an auto-tuner is used.
1. I swear, I can't work out for 10 minutes without getting mugged from the fagtrack.

2. Brock enjoyed his brisk morning with a quick stroll around the fagtrack.

3. T. Pain wrecked it on that fagtrack!
by C. P. Lildwik March 24, 2010
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Fagtrick

A guy who was born with the name Patrick but developed into a giant hypocritical fag. He is not a homosexual, he's just a fag.
Patrick should change his name to fagtrick because he is a fag.
by JJJJRRR January 17, 2012
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Fastrack Wanker

Someone who purchases and uses fastrack tickets to beat the queues at theme parks.
Have you only just come out of the ride? It's been ages!

I know. There were so many fastrack wankers going in before us.

The queue is really long. We should probably fastrack it.

But we don't want to be fastrack wankers!
by BLNTSVRT October 28, 2011
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fagtrick

one who’s god-given name is PATRICK but is also a fag, hence, fagtrick.
Fagtricks can be found in suburban locations, surfing wikipedia, myspace, or twitterfox.
They always have a cell phone and/or ipods.
They never listen to music, only PODCASTS.
These people are obsessed with electronics.
They eat constantly, hide all your edibles.
They complain constantly about everything.
*Cries over spilt slurpies.*
WARNING: These people are very unstable and unsafe. Will cause harm to small children and the elderly.
"shut up, fagtrick"

"fuck you, fagtrick, just do it"

"My Fagtrick is always broken!"
by Fuprah Jackson May 25, 2008
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faptrack

The act of clicking on a video on a porn website but realising when it starts that it isn't quite what you expected, prompting you to "faptrack" out of the link and your browser
"What I thought was some pretty hot porn turned out to be a furry threesome...had to faptrack out of that situation pretty rapidly"
by lui_gui July 5, 2012
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Fagtrick

Despite being married to a great woman, it was seeking out a fagtrick that kept him sexually satisfied.
by astrohide January 26, 2011
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Fantrack

Someone who makes a song and/or an album about their favorite video game, anime, etc that’s fan made and unofficial
I just made a fantrack for Zelda Breath of the Wild, hope you like it!
by Switch & Play February 27, 2018
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