Definitions by BLNTSVRT

Fastrack Wanker 

Someone who purchases and uses fastrack tickets to beat the queues at theme parks.

Have you only just come out of the ride? It's been ages!

I know. There were so many fastrack wankers going in before us.

The queue is really long. We should probably fastrack it.

But we don't want to be fastrack wankers!

Fastrack Wanker by BLNTSVRT October 28, 2011