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faptrack 

The act of clicking on a video on a porn website but realising when it starts that it isn't quite what you expected, prompting you to "faptrack" out of the link and your browser
"What I thought was some pretty hot porn turned out to be a furry threesome...had to faptrack out of that situation pretty rapidly"
faptrack by lui_gui July 5, 2012
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Fastrack Wanker 

Someone who purchases and uses fastrack tickets to beat the queues at theme parks.
Have you only just come out of the ride? It's been ages!

I know. There were so many fastrack wankers going in before us.

The queue is really long. We should probably fastrack it.

But we don't want to be fastrack wankers!
Fastrack Wanker by BLNTSVRT October 28, 2011

Fantrack 

Someone who makes a song and/or an album about their favorite video game, anime, etc that’s fan made and unofficial
I just made a fantrack for Zelda Breath of the Wild, hope you like it!
Fantrack by Switch & Play February 27, 2018

Dave and Bambi Fantrack 

When a FNF song sounds like a microwave or is a pain in the eyes, or offkey or offnote, or is simply too spammy.
fnf song: *uses way too many notes close together and song's vocals sounds like a fuckin microwave*
person: is this a dave and bambi fantrack cuz this song sounds like ass

fagtrack 

1. The track surrounding any swimming pool.

2. Any place where shirtless men in running shorts jog lightly while watching you work out.

3. The track in any rap song where an auto-tuner is used.
1. I swear, I can't work out for 10 minutes without getting mugged from the fagtrack.

2. Brock enjoyed his brisk morning with a quick stroll around the fagtrack.

3. T. Pain wrecked it on that fagtrack!
fagtrack by C. P. Lildwik March 24, 2010

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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