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faffalo

A spin off the world faf, which means fuck ass fail. Used to describe people who are terrible at doing something, or people who are just plain stupid. Like, you shun them, stupid. FAF can also mean fat as fuck, or fat ass fool.

Sounds like the word buffalo.

When you hear the song buffalo soldier by Bob Marley, you can sing the words as
"Faffalo (_insert name here_), fuck ass failure, faffalo (name), is the (queen/king) of the faffalos."
"OMG that girl Yagzel thinks she's got the stuff since she's a lesbian anorexic. She's such a faffalo!"

"Omg our teacher Ms. Sternandez is such a faffalo!"

"Nicki Finaj is such a faffalo! She definitely got a boob job!"
by slyslyde August 1, 2013
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faffalanche

Portmanteau of the words faff and avalanche.

Generally used to describe a situation where one persons faffing causes a series of faffs from several people, usually resulting in delay.

These faffs would most likely have not occured were it not for the initial faffer, therefore they have caused a faffalanche.
Example 1: Group of people just about ready to leave the house.

Person 1: "Taxi's here!"
Person 2: "Oh, hang on, im going to change my shirt"
Person 3: "I might change mine if you are"
Person 4: "Im going to use the toilet while you do that"
Person 5: "Im going to grab another beer then"

A faffalanche has been caused.

Example 2:

Person 2: "I might change my shirt"
Person 1: "Don't, the taxi's here and you'll cause a faffalanche"

A faffalanche has been prevented.
by Phil Hendrick October 25, 2007
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Go Buck a Fuffalo

A way of saying "Fuck Off" which is a scramble of "Go Fuck a Buffalo", just switch the B and F.
by omglolwtfbbq111 December 17, 2007
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farfalonous

A terrible cold or case of diarrhea.
I can't come to work today. I have farfalonous of the blowhole.
by earth-angel123 February 6, 2010
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faffalina

A word commonly used by italians. Comes from word Farfalla meaning butterfly. Used for vagina
Girl 1: EWW
Aretha: what?
Girl 2: STOP giving us faffalina shots Aretha!!
by Cristina and Gina December 25, 2007
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fuffalo

a buffalo largely involved with promiscuous activities
a crazy buffalo (Fuffalo)
by Trysymjgy March 31, 2009
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