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Faffling 

Faffling is when a person performs a completely random and pointless act, e.x. Little Jae and David is gonna play a game. But instead of joining David, Jae is watching porn. Short for that is faffling
Guy 1: Dude come over to my house so we can drink!

Guy 2: Nah, I'm watching a new movie with Verne Troyer!

Guy 1: Stop faffling!
Faffling by Junken January 12, 2014

faffalanche 

Portmanteau of the words faff and avalanche.

Generally used to describe a situation where one persons faffing causes a series of faffs from several people, usually resulting in delay.

These faffs would most likely have not occured were it not for the initial faffer, therefore they have caused a faffalanche.
Example 1: Group of people just about ready to leave the house.

Person 1: "Taxi's here!"
Person 2: "Oh, hang on, im going to change my shirt"
Person 3: "I might change mine if you are"
Person 4: "Im going to use the toilet while you do that"
Person 5: "Im going to grab another beer then"

A faffalanche has been caused.

Example 2:

Person 2: "I might change my shirt"
Person 1: "Don't, the taxi's here and you'll cause a faffalanche"

A faffalanche has been prevented.
faffalanche by Phil Hendrick October 25, 2007

Fuffalina 

Males have a penis, females have a fuffalina
Fuffalina by shingle June 20, 2007

farfallina 

An Italian word meaning "Little Butterfly". Is often used to describe a little girls cooter
Mommy I hit my farfallina on the chainsaw!!!
farfallina by Ed White May 28, 2007

fafalina 

Noun. Carly's vagina; and teen vagina.
Your fafalina tastes grea
fafalina by Joe December 17, 2004

Fagalina 

A derogatory term used to describe one who kisses rich and powerful arse for a living. Usually in hopes of becoming wealthier themselves.
Two Fagalina Prime-ministers are sitting in kayaks beside one another, stroking each other's thigh.
Fagalina by Mcleanster September 4, 2016