Drinking down some Gatorade and adding an ample amount of vodka creates Faderade. It helps kill the taste of the alcohol, especially when using bottom shelf vodka. It'll fade you fast, and is particularly effective for those who aren't fans of shots.
Glynis drank so much Faderade she ended up with her ass up in the air in a recliner asking why everyone was upside-down.
Bottled processed murky sphinctal juices blended with artificial colors and a hint of mottled bullurine.
Ferdinand believed Fedorade was quenching his thirst after a fine round of croquet, until he felt something almost organicslide down his throat. This was quickly followed by a quick burst of energy and the strong desire to fornicate with livestock. He sat down and rubbed the back of his neck thoughtfully.
When you find some Gatorade lying around and decide to drink it on impulse and the first whiff you get of it smells like someone is bent over in the bottle farting up your nostrils.
"Oh shit son! A freeGatorade!....oh what the fuck is this flavor!? It's a full bottle of fartorade!"