faciendum

a list of things to be done or accomplished.

This work is not on the faciendum. As such, I need not do it right now.

faciendum by uttam maharjan October 25, 2010

Facedump 

When someone deletes you as a friend on Facebook.

"She facedumped me!"

Facedump by The Lyon March 7, 2009

facienda

When a lady position's her tropical fruit or hirsute hacienda upon the face of an unsuspecting victim

Rusty: look Jack that lady is interfering with that young man!
Jack: that's not a lady, that's Laura...and she's doing the facienda on him!
Rusty:...and look at the way her gusset bunting and jungle nook blows in the wind, it's a sight to behold!
Jack: she's some girl!

facienda by Sandal-Bag February 15, 2010

Facedumping 

The act of conducting routine Facebook activities while perched on the throne taking a dump, commonly on a mobile device, usually at one's place of work. See also, toiletbooking, duecebooking, and multi-tasking.

I like to do a little Facedumping while I "drop the kids off at the pool" every morning at work. It helps me relax.

Did you notice he always has his iphone with him when he goes into the can, man, you know he's totally Facedumping in there.

Facedumping by e-boner February 5, 2010

Facedump 

FACEDUMP

the act of using Facebook as a platform to terminate an existing romantic (or sexual) relationship with a lover or hopeful person.

This may include:... Read More
1. posting a status message to publicly and openly announce cessation of relationship;
2. the sudden change of relationship status from In A Relationship or Its complicated to Single;
3. deleting wall posts that had any relevance whatsoever while the relationship was ongoing;
4. untagging any picture of the facedumping individual with the opposing party;
5. posting notes (blog style) adressed to offending party telling him/her to eff the hell off; and
6. removing opposing party from contacts list.

Angela: so have you broken it off with him yet?

Brit: he's worthless. ill just facedump him.

Facedump by theoneandonlytrippygirl August 2, 2009

Facedumpster 

Facedumpster: a person who stalks another friend on facebook by commenting repeatedly on there status or comment wall posts.

Guy: i just got some new combat boots, awsome!
Facedumpster: "I agree only cuz guys in combat boots are uber attractive... Lol for me"

Facedumpster by davestj July 7, 2011

Facedump 

The action of Facebooking while taking a dump.

Use my phone at your own risk. I used it to Facedump earlier.

Facedump by thesen8r September 2, 2012