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facetown 

Facetown is a substance induced stupor where anything goes and is the ultimate nirvana for an individual or group of people that want to get really drunk, really quick. When you drink so much booze in so little time you become the mayor of facetown.
"Hey everyone look!!! Christian's going to facetown again!" - partygoer
"LET'S GET FACED" - Christian
facetown by cuddles with mongoose November 14, 2014
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Facedownbook 

The fast growing craze of joining a group on facebook and posting your photographs of people lying face down horizontal in any environment.

The stranger the better.

Indoors or outdoors, up a mountain or on a phone box.
Anywhere you like.
The most original, bizarre or dangerous place gains the most kudos.

The only rules are that your arms are down by your side and your toes are pointing down.
Q: dude wat U think ov my new pics on facedownbook?

A: WTF dude U on the top of my car!
Facedownbook by Wrappa July 16, 2009

Facedowner 

Someone whose Facebook updates are always dismal and depressing.
I'm really tired of reading Suzie's status updates about her rotten life. She's a real Facedowner.
Facedowner by English Geek March 15, 2010

Gold in the Facedown Float 

Mark: You hear that Joey died yesterday?
Frank: No way! How'd that happen?
Mark: He went to the pool after it closed, and won a gold in the facedown float.
When someone that became a bully later in life starts looking at the ground instead of at you (or their eyes dart around a room to look at everything but the one looking back at them, being confrontational back with them).
He stood to facedown his bullies.
Facedown by Solid Mantis May 15, 2021

faketown 

Faketown is a crappy version of Habbo Hotel.
Joe: Lets go play Habbo Hotel
Rick: Nah im going to go to Faketown
faketown by MattxCOre November 17, 2006

facedown friday 

face down, ass up, thats the way we like to friday