Slow faceted 

One who don't catch on as quickly as others .. motor running no driver. Wheels spinning no hampster.. honk the horn wind shield whippers come on.

Don't worry about him he's slow faceted

Slow faceted by Grandprairieballou June 7, 2017

Waste-Faceted

When you and your friends go to a huge ass party that consists of a very large quantity of alchohol, in which you drink as much of it as you can, therefore getting waste-faceted.

Dude i drank so much at the party that i was completely waste-faceted!!

Waste-Faceted by BenFoxUAddict September 8, 2010

Faceterbate 

verb. The act of using facebook to chronically masterbate to the pictures of the hot people of your grade. One common step is to visually undress the target.

Sean: So, Billy did u faceterbate to Meghan lately?
Billy: Yeah, like a thousand times while watching the cubs game, and i gots mad chaff burns and a sticky belly buton.

Faceterbate by Billy <3s meghan June 22, 2008

faceterbating 

Materbating while stalking someone of facebook.

Did you see Jenna's new album man? I was faceterbating to the bikini pictures and I came like three times.

faceterbating by Fancy-Panties February 18, 2009

FaceBed 

Where are so tired you're face hits the bed and you are asleep

I am going to Facebed when I get home

FaceBed by OxiWolf June 7, 2013

Facetention whore 

Similar to attention whore, but used in facebook. Defines a person who tries to get attention or approval by posting useless status updates on facebook.

"Oh my god, I'm gonna kill myself soon"
"Facetention whore, stop posting useless crap"

or

"*Insert sentences none will ever understand here*"
^-- Typical facetention whore.

Facetention whore by snikkard May 14, 2011

two faceded

A fake or phony person who smiles in your face while planning to stab you in the back

Oh, well she told me she hated her. Now they a couple!! She two faceded as hell.

two faceded by freewebs.com/dgtalimage.com November 6, 2007