facescrub

cleansing your facebook friends list of the less than desirable and have lost their value, such as ex-coworkers, ex-girl/boyfriends, and those that you accepted originally with full intention of deleting as friends later.

Before my girlfriend notices I'm friends with my ex, I'm going to do a facescrub.

by Darksun33 December 8, 2009

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Facesturbate

Masturbating to someone on Facebook.

Her profile picture was too small
For me to facesturbate so I had to add her.

by Booyah123 June 25, 2010

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Facesturbating

The act of facebook raping yourself, to make it seem like you have friends who play tricks on you, but you don't really.

P - Hey look at Joe Bloggs' status, it says "Joe is really gay", he's definitely just been fraped!
M - Nah, Joe Bloggs doesn't have any friends, he's definitely just facesturbating.

by Dreadiroth October 7, 2010

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Facesturbooking

A special form of multi-tasking that involves masturbating to a porn video (preferably on websites like youporn, redtube, pornhub, ect.) while engaged in a facebook chat conversation.

Friend 1: Dude, you call him I'm lazy

Friend 2: You call him, I'm masturbating

Friend 1: On Facebook?

Friend 2: Hayley Huneck has never looked so good

Friend 1: Facesturbooking again??

by Uncle Phill July 29, 2011

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Faceclub

Slang in the art atelier/academy community for a Portrait Group. To avoid model fees, Art students will meet up once or twice a week, taking turns sitting for portraits. The name came about in 2007 at the Florence Academy of Art.

"We'll have Face Club on Sundays from 9am-12pm"
"Kendric is sitting this week for Faceclub"

by SouthernBellStudio September 21, 2011

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