facescrub 

cleansing your facebook friends list of the less than desirable and have lost their value, such as ex-coworkers, ex-girl/boyfriends, and those that you accepted originally with full intention of deleting as friends later.

Before my girlfriend notices I'm friends with my ex, I'm going to do a facescrub.

facescrub by Darksun33 December 8, 2009

Facesturbate 

Masturbating to someone on Facebook.

Her profile picture was too small
For me to facesturbate so I had to add her.

Facesturbate by Booyah123 June 25, 2010

Facesturbating 

The act of facebook raping yourself, to make it seem like you have friends who play tricks on you, but you don't really.

P - Hey look at Joe Bloggs' status, it says "Joe is really gay", he's definitely just been fraped!
M - Nah, Joe Bloggs doesn't have any friends, he's definitely just facesturbating.

Facesturbating by Dreadiroth October 7, 2010

Facesturbooking 

A special form of multi-tasking that involves masturbating to a porn video (preferably on websites like youporn, redtube, pornhub, ect.) while engaged in a facebook chat conversation.

Friend 1: Dude, you call him I'm lazy

Friend 2: You call him, I'm masturbating

Friend 1: On Facebook?

Friend 2: Hayley Huneck has never looked so good

Friend 1: Facesturbooking again??

Facesturbooking by Uncle Phill July 29, 2011

Faceclub 

Slang in the art atelier/academy community for a Portrait Group. To avoid model fees, Art students will meet up once or twice a week, taking turns sitting for portraits. The name came about in 2007 at the Florence Academy of Art.

"We'll have Face Club on Sundays from 9am-12pm"
"Kendric is sitting this week for Faceclub"

Faceclub by SouthernBellStudio September 21, 2011

facecrush

A crush you develop for a girl or guy through a social networking website, e.g. facebook.

I hardly knew Anna in college, but now I have a total facecrush on her.

facecrush by firstpitch December 9, 2008

Favescribed 

When a Youtube user both adds a video to their Favorites and Subscribes to the video's creator.

I love this video, favescribed!

Favescribed by justadudeonyoutube December 31, 2010