Facestruate 

To look at somebody with an unapproving expression, filled with malice and criticism. Liken to a menstrual period.

Facestruate me one more damn time missy!

Facestruate by JaceKid October 4, 2025

Facesturbate 

Masturbating to someone on Facebook.

Her profile picture was too small
For me to facesturbate so I had to add her.

Facesturbate by Booyah123 June 25, 2010

Facestracted 

to be distracted by Facebook from getting on with real life responsibilites and obligations.

John: Did you read over and correct the report I sent to you?

David: Sorry John I got completely Facestracted looking at those hot bikini pictures on your little sister's Facebook account.

Facestracted by XanderP81 July 30, 2010

Facestrated

Facebook frustration. When you are frustrated with facebook for any reason, whether it keeps showing an error, won't let you login, won't upload photos, etc.

"Sorry I haven't been able to post the pictures from your wedding, I've been having a problem uploading any photos onto facebook lately!!!"

"Oh, sounds like someone's a little facestrated."

Facestrated by myownpersonalpseudonym February 10, 2010

Facestruction

To have your face completely reconstructed or deconstrusted.
Can be used in any tense.

1.Did you hear about that kid got Facestruction from Sarah.
2.LOL you got some major Facestruction.
3.Seth totally facestructed Mikey.

Facestruction by BR0T4T0 March 15, 2013

Facestigate

When someone investigates someone via facebook. Looks at there wall, profile, info, photos and etc.

I facestigate people every day!

I better facestigate this girl before I ask her out.

Facestigate by aburch21 September 7, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019