Facestruate
To look at somebody with an unapproving expression, filled with malice and criticism. Liken to a menstrual period.
Facestruate by JaceKid October 4, 2025
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Facesturbate
Facesturbate by Booyah123 June 25, 2010
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Facestracted
John: Did you read over and correct the report I sent to you?
David: Sorry John I got completely Facestracted looking at those hot bikini pictures on your little sister's Facebook account.
David: Sorry John I got completely Facestracted looking at those hot bikini pictures on your little sister's Facebook account.
Facestracted by XanderP81 July 30, 2010
Facestrated
Facebook frustration. When you are frustrated with facebook for any reason, whether it keeps showing an error, won't let you login, won't upload photos, etc.
"Sorry I haven't been able to post the pictures from your wedding, I've been having a problem uploading any photos onto facebook lately!!!"
"Oh, sounds like someone's a little facestrated."
"Oh, sounds like someone's a little facestrated."
Facestrated by myownpersonalpseudonym February 10, 2010
Facestruction
1.Did you hear about that kid got Facestruction from Sarah.
2.LOL you got some major Facestruction.
3.Seth totally facestructed Mikey.
2.LOL you got some major Facestruction.
3.Seth totally facestructed Mikey.
Facestruction by BR0T4T0 March 15, 2013
Facestigate
Facestigate by aburch21 September 7, 2011
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