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facelover 

A stranger you befriend on Facebook that you have never met. You fall in love with them because their Facebook posts and interests totally turn you on but the moment you meet them in person, you realize this relationship is not forever...
Jim thought Antoinette's puppy video she posted was the cutest thing he ever saw, until he actually met her. Sadly, it was only Facebook love, she was a fantasy, she was just his facelover.
facelover by Sticky AKA March 14, 2015
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Facenovela 

Dramatic dialogue carried out on facebook wall-to-walls. Onlookers watch raptly as though it were a telenovela (Spanish soap opera). Often the drama on the wall-to-wall is as preposterous and fast paced as that on the real telenovelas.
Ahora! Te presentamos la facenovela de los amantes: Dominique y Jason

Dominique to Jason 10:03 pm:

I don't want to hear it! I can't stand it anymore! We're so over.

10:03 pm: Dominique is no longer in a relationship.

Dominique's status, 10:04 pm: Doesn't understand why people who supposedly love her treat her so badly.

Jason to Dominique 10:04 pm:
Fine, I don't love you either. I want a bomb to land on your college.

Jason's status 10:05 pm: Jason has made 3 mistakes in the last 3 minutes. He needs to start treating people better.

Jason to Dominique 10:05 pm: I love you, pookie.

10:06 Dominique is now in a relationship.

Tune in next week for la facenovela de los amantes: Dominique y Jason

adios!
Facenovela by freelove36 May 21, 2009
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Faceover 

Similar to a hangover, in that it occurs after a night of drinking, although the symptoms are not a headache, etc. but rather that the individual facebook friends all the people they met the previous evening.
"Oh man, I had a huge faceover this morning, but couldn't add everyone i wanted to as friends because I couldnt remember their last names"
Faceover by Naomi Ellen February 9, 2008

faceover 

The time you waste on facebook after a party, posting a commenting idiot pics.
Oh man, I had a terrible faceover this morning, and I've got more pictures to come.
faceover by Mavvv March 25, 2009
Facenovel:
A facebook profile with WAY more information than most. It is often written by someone who's pretentious or otherwise self-involved. Very few friends will ever read it.
Ex: of a facenovel

About me:
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...
Facenovel by freelove36 May 15, 2009
Term used when getting aroused by someone's FaceBook profile pictures.
Sully: "Man... did you see Agnus' profile picture? Her cans were practically hanging out!"

Marshall: "Yeah dude, I got a wicked faceboner when I saw that."
FaceBoner by egrunty October 14, 2011

Faceversation 

A conversation via Facebook on someone's update that ends up pissing the owner of the update off because they receive as many notifications as there are molecules in Jackson Cramer's ass.
Katie: Sean going to be pissed about all these notifications.
Ynno: So?
Katie: You're right, let's post 987,162,349,850,987,523,749 more things. I love Faceversations.
Faceversation by JACKSONCRAMERSASS January 18, 2010