facelove

The love you share with your friends through the online social community website "Facebook".

Damn... did ya'll hear Nelly is crook in da hospital... better get on Facebook and send some facelove with the rest of the crew.

facelove by fistaids June 24, 2009

Facenovela 

Dramatic dialogue carried out on facebook wall-to-walls. Onlookers watch raptly as though it were a telenovela (Spanish soap opera). Often the drama on the wall-to-wall is as preposterous and fast paced as that on the real telenovelas.

Ahora! Te presentamos la facenovela de los amantes: Dominique y Jason

Dominique to Jason 10:03 pm:

I don't want to hear it! I can't stand it anymore! We're so over.

10:03 pm: Dominique is no longer in a relationship.

Dominique's status, 10:04 pm: Doesn't understand why people who supposedly love her treat her so badly.

Jason to Dominique 10:04 pm:
Fine, I don't love you either. I want a bomb to land on your college.

Jason's status 10:05 pm: Jason has made 3 mistakes in the last 3 minutes. He needs to start treating people better.

Jason to Dominique 10:05 pm: I love you, pookie.

10:06 Dominique is now in a relationship.

Tune in next week for la facenovela de los amantes: Dominique y Jason

adios!

Facenovela by freelove36 May 21, 2009

Faceover 

Similar to a hangover, in that it occurs after a night of drinking, although the symptoms are not a headache, etc. but rather that the individual facebook friends all the people they met the previous evening.

"Oh man, I had a huge faceover this morning, but couldn't add everyone i wanted to as friends because I couldnt remember their last names"

Faceover by Naomi Ellen February 9, 2008

faceover 

The time you waste on facebook after a party, posting a commenting idiot pics.

Oh man, I had a terrible faceover this morning, and I've got more pictures to come.

faceover by Mavvv March 25, 2009

Facenovel

Facenovel:
A facebook profile with WAY more information than most. It is often written by someone who's pretentious or otherwise self-involved. Very few friends will ever read it.

Ex: of a facenovel

About me:
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Facenovel by freelove36 May 15, 2009

face love 

A term used to show affection between friends/relatives/couples/strangers without the means of sexual contact. The term is called out whilst sliding your palm down the recipient's face (forhead down to the chin) quickly.

Neo: hi mushi
Mushi: face love! *slides hand down neo's face*

Neo: aiosjfio!

face love by Ommy nom nom July 19, 2009

facelover 

A stranger you befriend on Facebook that you have never met. You fall in love with them because their Facebook posts and interests totally turn you on but the moment you meet them in person, you realize this relationship is not forever...

Jim thought Antoinette's puppy video she posted was the cutest thing he ever saw, until he actually met her. Sadly, it was only Facebook love, she was a fantasy, she was just his facelover.

facelover by Sticky AKA March 14, 2015