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Facenovela
Dramatic dialogue carried out on facebook wall-to-walls. Onlookers watch raptly as though it were a telenovela (Spanish soap opera). Often the drama on the wall-to-wall is as preposterous and fast paced as that on the real telenovelas.
Ahora! Te presentamos la facenovela de los amantes: Dominique y Jason
Dominique to Jason 10:03 pm:
I don't want to hear it! I can't stand it anymore! We're so over.
10:03 pm: Dominique is no longer in a relationship.
Dominique's status, 10:04 pm: Doesn't understand why people who supposedly love her treat her so badly.
Jason to Dominique 10:04 pm:
Fine, I don't love you either. I want a bomb to land on your college.
Jason's status 10:05 pm: Jason has made 3 mistakes in the last 3 minutes. He needs to start treating people better.
Jason to Dominique 10:05 pm: I love you, pookie.
10:06 Dominique is now in a relationship.
Tune in next week for la facenovela de los amantes: Dominique y Jason
adios!
Dominique to Jason 10:03 pm:
I don't want to hear it! I can't stand it anymore! We're so over.
10:03 pm: Dominique is no longer in a relationship.
Dominique's status, 10:04 pm: Doesn't understand why people who supposedly love her treat her so badly.
Jason to Dominique 10:04 pm:
Fine, I don't love you either. I want a bomb to land on your college.
Jason's status 10:05 pm: Jason has made 3 mistakes in the last 3 minutes. He needs to start treating people better.
Jason to Dominique 10:05 pm: I love you, pookie.
10:06 Dominique is now in a relationship.
Tune in next week for la facenovela de los amantes: Dominique y Jason
adios!
Facenovela by freelove36 May 21, 2009
Related Words
facelove • facelover • Faceover • Facenovel • Facenovela • faelovesnagito • Fake love • Face coverage
Faceover
Similar to a hangover, in that it occurs after a night of drinking, although the symptoms are not a headache, etc. but rather that the individual facebook friends all the people they met the previous evening.
"Oh man, I had a huge faceover this morning, but couldn't add everyone i wanted to as friends because I couldnt remember their last names"
Faceover by Naomi Ellen February 9, 2008
Facenovel
Facenovel:
A facebook profile with WAY more information than most. It is often written by someone who's pretentious or otherwise self-involved. Very few friends will ever read it.
A facebook profile with WAY more information than most. It is often written by someone who's pretentious or otherwise self-involved. Very few friends will ever read it.
Ex: of a facenovel
About me:
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...
About me:
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...
Facenovel by freelove36 May 15, 2009
face love
A term used to show affection between friends/relatives/couples/strangers without the means of sexual contact. The term is called out whilst sliding your palm down the recipient's face (forhead down to the chin) quickly.
face love by Ommy nom nom July 19, 2009
facelover
A stranger you befriend on Facebook that you have never met. You fall in love with them because their Facebook posts and interests totally turn you on but the moment you meet them in person, you realize this relationship is not forever...
Jim thought Antoinette's puppy video she posted was the cutest thing he ever saw, until he actually met her. Sadly, it was only Facebook love, she was a fantasy, she was just his facelover.
facelover by Sticky AKA March 14, 2015
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