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council facelift 

a council facelift is a ponytail so tight it prevents facial expression
a council facelift is a ponytail usually worn by the lower social classes, trailer trash, tramps, chavs and pondlife. woman that think a tight face is classy but cannot afford surgery or botox
council facelift by Mr Pink666 September 24, 2006

Facelifting

The act of lifting someone's (usually more creative than you can come up with) Facebook status and posting it as your own.
Greg's Facebook status: Look at your status. Now back to mine. Now back to yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down. Back up. Where are you? .........You're on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like! Anything is possible when your Facebook status looks like this one...

Rosie: LOVE THIS SO MUCH I AM FACELIFTING IT!!! :~D
Facelifting by alaskanjackal August 29, 2011

Mia's Facelift 

Only the best fucking band to come out of the Hudson Valley
Monty: Yo bro have you heard of Mia's Facelift?

Dan: Yeah bro, they're killing it rn, I'm glad I went to their show in Newburgh last month.

Facedirty 

Someone/something has just made a fool of you. You have been rejected and/or insulted.

It is the ghetto term for "egg on my/your face"
Jessica: Hey look Amber there comes your ex Bobby!
*Bobby looks at Amber and walks away*
Jessica: Damm facedirty
Amber: :'(
Facedirty by Babbymoma August 7, 2010

Mocha Facelift 

When a man shits on his partner's face, then proceeds to hang him/her upside down and cock slap their face until it's numb.
I hear Ron Jeremy gives a mean mocha facelift.

Ted was yearning for something new, so he gave Abby a mocha facelift.
Mocha Facelift by Anal_Animal August 3, 2009

Barlinnie Facelift 

Scottish slang term for a person who has the appearance of a criminal or troublemaker. Typically someone who looks like a ned or chav, although the term generally refers to the stereotypical facial features of an offender e.g. sloping forehead, eyes close together, pale yellow skin etc.

The term originates from HMP Barlinnie, Scotland's largest prison.
Watch your bags, there's a Barlinnie Facelift nearby
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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