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FaceCrooked 

The act of using a friend's profile picture as your own and posting obnoxious comments on other's walls.
I FaceCrooked Erin (fill in the name of the person in the stolen picture) and posted the following comment on her profile page: Erin just took the quiz "Which ex-boyfriend do I imagine when I masturbate? The results are in and Erin thinks about Chris every single time she gets off."
FaceCrooked by go.eye.rush March 24, 2009
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Facecrooked 

The victim of a fraudulent, illegal, or evil act on facebook.
Ashley was facecrooked! Her ex-boyfriend hacked her facebook account and sent perverted messages to everyone on her friends list!
Facecrooked by Fletch Facecrook January 3, 2010

Facehooked 

Being totally hooked and infatuated with the social networking site, Facebook. Recognising somebody who is facehooked should be no trouble, their news feed will be full of poinltless status updates, and you will find they talk to people far more than they are talked to.

In addition, the person will be constantly checking their status on their phone and computer to the point that it becomes hideously irritating.
"I went round to Max's last night but we barely spoke, he was glued to his phone the whole time. When i got home I check my facebook I saw all is status updates! He's totally Facehooked!"

- Max is getting out a mug
- Max is getting out the tea
- Max is making a cup of tea
- Max is drinking a cup of tea
- Max is washing up a mug
- Max is drying a mug
- Max is putting the mug away
- Max is hanging up the tea towel
- Max enjoyed his tea.
Facehooked by Scowley July 23, 2009

facecooked 

someone who really sucks on the internet even though they might be cool in person, ranging from terrible status updates to creepy comments on girls photos they have never even met before, girls that write idiotic things more often then not or if someone just posts something that no one cares about what so ever...if you know somebody that matches this description then there facecooked.
FaceCooked: example 1 "im so friggen stressed out all i wanna do is get hammered and meet that [special someone i feel like that day will never happen....why me? :"

example 2 creepy dude: your so beautiful i cant take my eyes off this photo ;] (remarks towards an attractive female)

Example 3 average girl: whattsss goinng on girlll cant wait toooo get blacked out drunk tonighttttzz!!! its going to be so awsummm talk to you in a bit booo peacee ;*
facecooked by brett nichols October 24, 2011

facecooked 

someone who really sucks on the internet even though they might be cool in person, ranging from terrible status updates to creepy comments on girls photos you have never even met before, girls that write idiotic things more often then not or if someone just posts something that no one cares about what so ever...if you know somebody that matches this description then there facecooked.
FaceCooked: example 1 "im so friggen stressed out all i wanna do is get hammered and meet that [special someone i feel like that day will never happen....why me? :"

example 2 creepy dude: your so beautiful i cant take my eyes off this photo ;] (remarks towards an attractive female)

Example 3 average girl: whattsss goinng on girlll cant wait toooo get blacked out drunk tonighttttzz!!! its going to be so awsummm talk to you in a bit booo peacee ;*
facecooked by brett nichols October 24, 2011

Facebooked 

The act of meeting up with another person for the sole purpose of having them sit on your face.
I facebooked your mum the other night, nearly lost my head up there.
Facebooked by Deadpan January 14, 2009

I facebooked your mom 

an insult thrown at someone to show how much of a flirt their mom is thus probably making her a slut
Dave: Steve your a retard.
Steve: I facebooked your mom!
I facebooked your mom by SimpsonXL October 23, 2008
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