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Dude, I changed my language setting on Facebook to "Pirate English" and totally facebookgasmed all over my keyboard!! Yarrr!

facebookgasm by t0r1isc00l March 25, 2010

Words you can keep

facebookrastinating

the act of aimlessly exploring and in general wasting valuable time on facebook in lieu of being productive in such activities as homework, napping, etc.; usually applicable to college students

John knew that he had a sociology midterm and english paper due the next day, but ended up facebookrastinating most of the night instead.

facebookrastinating by Ari D February 20, 2009

facebookrastinating

Not getting any work done because you're on facebook. Procrastinating.

Stu was facebookrastinating in the library instead of studying for his statics final.

facebookrastinating by The only Nick January 3, 2008

Facebookism

Judging people based on the number of friends/connections that they have on Facebook.

Hey Tom! Guess what I'm cooler than you because I have 82 friends!

Facebookism by Slut-Bag McGee April 13, 2005

Facebookpalm

Like a regular facepalm, but this specific sort must have been provoked by something annoying/cringeworthy/stupid seen on facebook.

"OMG, X just updated his status for the fifth time this hour saying that he's broken up with his girlfriend. Facebookpalm!"

Idiot on facebook: *spouts incomprehensible rubbish*
Everyone reading it: *facebookpalm*

Facebookpalm by Ishlou September 16, 2009

Faceborgasm

(noun) The orgasm resulting from a large number of facebook notifications

On my birthday I got so many notifications that I had a Faceborgasm!

Faceborgasm by jayfishy March 2, 2011

facebookrastinating

Procrastinating while on facebook

Instead of studying for my statics final, I spent the whole time facebookrastinating.

facebookrastinating by Stu Daubenmire January 3, 2008

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026