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facebookrastinating 

the act of aimlessly exploring and in general wasting valuable time on facebook in lieu of being productive in such activities as homework, napping, etc.; usually applicable to college students
John knew that he had a sociology midterm and english paper due the next day, but ended up facebookrastinating most of the night instead.
facebookrastinating by Ari D February 20, 2009
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facebookrastinating 

Not getting any work done because you're on facebook. Procrastinating.
Stu was facebookrastinating in the library instead of studying for his statics final.

facebookrastinating 

Instead of studying for my statics final, I spent the whole time facebookrastinating.

Facebookrastinating 

The act of facebooking while simultaneously attempting to compose an essay on microsoft word or other such program.
Time allotment tends to be 99% facebook, .5% going to the bathroom when you don't have to, .4% staring blankly at your essay, and .1% making up excuses for not having your essay.
Friend on facebook: Hey d00d what is up? I haven't talked to you in 4 ever! Lawl I just totally got a new pencil sharpener, want to hear about it?

Facebookrastinator: YES

Friend on facebook: You're not just facebookrastinating, are you?

Facebookrastinator: YES. i have to go to the bathroom brb.
Facebookrastinating by Jenkumz January 7, 2009

Faceboocrastinating 

Faceboocrastinating is the putting aside of primary tasks in order to spend time on facebook
'Hey man do you want to join our study group?'
'Yeah I'll join but I'll probably just spend my time faceboocrastinating.'

Facebookrastination 

Going on Facebook while there is something important needed to be done.
Facebookrastination is keeping me from finishing my project for econ.
Facebookrastination by CaveMan254 October 17, 2011
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