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Facebookpalm

Like a regular facepalm, but this specific sort must have been provoked by something annoying/cringeworthy/stupid seen on facebook.
"OMG, X just updated his status for the fifth time this hour saying that he's broken up with his girlfriend. Facebookpalm!"

Idiot on facebook: *spouts incomprehensible rubbish*
Everyone reading it: *facebookpalm*
Facebookpalm by Ishlou September 16, 2009
Words you can keep

Facebookalich 

The gremlin that attacks your Facebook account and makes your posts appear multiple times. This also explains the other strange aspects to Facebook such as virtual gifts that have no value and randomly poking people - things that just don't make sense.
Friend (posted in comments): Okay then, I'll see you tonight.

Friend (posted in comments): Okay then, I'll see you tonight.

You (posted in comments): Oh no, you've been attacked by the Facebookalich. Turn off the computer NOW!
Facebookalich by Elheru July 19, 2010

facebookgasm 

A Facebook induced orgasm.
Dude, I changed my language setting on Facebook to "Pirate English" and totally facebookgasmed all over my keyboard!! Yarrr!
facebookgasm by t0r1isc00l March 25, 2010

facebookal 

facebook with "al" at the end
and yeah i dig your cyber-bullying, i knew you couldnt go too long before you felt the need to degrade me via some method of communication, whether it be verbal, physical, or facebookal.
facebookal by alexc. July 4, 2008

facebookaly 

Facebookaly: Adv
Of, relating to, caused by, or affected by facebook activities.
He is facebookaly dead. It means he doesn't do any facebook activities.
facebookaly by Bampara October 3, 2013

facebookally 

Its like having it be official, like a relationship or liking a band.
I like chesse burgers facebookally
facebookally by Stevo343 March 2, 2011

facebookamentals 

In computer science college program - the Fundamentals of Computer class where nobody is listening to the teachers and sits on facebook, chatting.
- You had facebookamentals today?
- Yeah man, nobody listened to the little endian
facebookamentals by Derpamentals September 23, 2011
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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