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Facebookatheist 

A person who fundamentally doesn't believe in Facebook.
I tried to get her to join up, but she won't - she's a facebookatheist.
Facebookatheist by AH73 May 12, 2011

Facebooketeer

Someone who "knightly" stays online on Facebook
A "Facebooketeer" is a person who wakes up and immediately goes on Facebook & endless "knightly" chat....
Facebooketeer by ChopZ March 27, 2013

facebooksterbating 

|fās-boŏk-stərˈbā t-ing|
verb

to "like" one's own posts and comments perpetually; to give oneself pleasure by constantly "liking" your own posts and comments on Facebook
Did you see Cole's comments? He's totally facebooksterbating himself on everything he posts.

Nicole's crazy with all her self-liking quotes, an embarrassing display of public facebooksterbating.
facebooksterbating by Holly M S February 15, 2012

facebooksterbating 

spending all of one's time on facebook.
You have seriously been facebooksterbating all day. Please get off the computer and take a shower.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026