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Facebookatheist 

A person who fundamentally doesn't believe in Facebook.
I tried to get her to join up, but she won't - she's a facebookatheist.
Facebookatheist by AH73 May 12, 2011

Facebooketeer

Someone who "knightly" stays online on Facebook
A "Facebooketeer" is a person who wakes up and immediately goes on Facebook & endless "knightly" chat....
Facebooketeer by ChopZ March 27, 2013

facebooksterbating 

|fās-boŏk-stərˈbā t-ing|
verb

to "like" one's own posts and comments perpetually; to give oneself pleasure by constantly "liking" your own posts and comments on Facebook
Did you see Cole's comments? He's totally facebooksterbating himself on everything he posts.

Nicole's crazy with all her self-liking quotes, an embarrassing display of public facebooksterbating.
facebooksterbating by Holly M S February 15, 2012

facebooksterbating 

spending all of one's time on facebook.
You have seriously been facebooksterbating all day. Please get off the computer and take a shower.