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Definitions by AH73

A Brad is the classic wannabe-Chad fuckboy.

A B-stringer who can't score many girls, and if he does he's settling big time compared to what he was aiming for.

He doesn't care about the girls he's with, and basically just straight up lies to them to try and get in their pants or get them plastered to make them (in his mind) "easier."
"A Brad is someone I'd punch if a girl wanted me to."
Brad by AH73 July 21, 2020

Baby daddy 

General term to describe the father of a child who is not married to the mother.
"I'd like to introduce you to John, the baby daddy."
(Note nods and subtle looks of acknowledgment, as the third person now understands baby was conceived out of wedlock and the parent couple relationship may be tenuous or non-existent.
Baby daddy by AH73 February 21, 2014

Textsand 

Like quicksand, but in the context of texting. AKA virtual quicksand. A metaphorical state where things have gotten out of control and one starts to panic at the thought of the predicament they have gotten themselves into, from texting.
Texter 1: Hey
Texter 2: Hey
Texter 1: Wanna come over?
Texter 2: Now? It's 12:30 am
Texter 1: Yeah. I had a bit too much wine
Texter 2: :) Ok

And even through the blurry haze of a good buzz, the regret and panic starts to set in. Oh man, I'm in textsand now.
Textsand by AH73 November 11, 2013

If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a duck. 

An idiomatic phrase expressing that if something looks and acts a certain recognizable way, it probably is exactly what it appears to be.
"After the liquor store was robbed, a man was found leaving the scene carrying a gun. Did he commit the crime?"
"If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a duck."

Monomaniac

A person who doesn't shut up and dominates conversations.
Man, I couldn't wait to get away from him/her. I swear it was like twenty minutes he/she kept talking. What a monomaniac.
Monomaniac by AH73 October 17, 2013

got coin 

Maybe you shouldn't buy that X until you got coin.
got coin by AH73 October 11, 2013

Facebookatheist 

A person who fundamentally doesn't believe in Facebook.
I tried to get her to join up, but she won't - she's a facebookatheist.
Facebookatheist by AH73 May 12, 2011