Facebookatheist

A person who fundamentally doesn't believe in Facebook.

I tried to get her to join up, but she won't - she's a facebookatheist.

by AH73 May 12, 2011

got coin

got money

Maybe you shouldn't buy that X until you got coin.

by AH73 October 11, 2013

Facebookagnostic

A person who is doubtful or non-commital about Facebook

Does Sarah Facebook? Well, sort of. She has an account, but she doesn't really use it much. She's facebookagnostic.

by AH73 May 12, 2011

If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a duck.

An idiomatic phrase expressing that if something looks and acts a certain recognizable way, it probably is exactly what it appears to be.

"After the liquor store was robbed, a man was found leaving the scene carrying a gun. Did he commit the crime?"
"If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a duck."

by AH73 October 17, 2013

Facebook

Considered by many to be 'the holy grail' of social networking.

If you're under 25 and not on it, you might be pathetic. However if you're over 35 and are on it, you might also be pathetic.

Is Joe on Facebook? Dude, the guy's like 40 years old, not 16.

by AH73 May 12, 2011

Pulling a Mesnick

A pitiful display of a man breaking down emotionally

Jason Mesnick of The Bachelor crumpled over a railing sobbing in tears is the original 'pulling a Mesnick'

by AH73 March 02, 2010

Textsand

Like quicksand, but in the context of texting. AKA virtual quicksand. A metaphorical state where things have gotten out of control and one starts to panic at the thought of the predicament they have gotten themselves into, from texting.

Texter 1: Hey
Texter 2: Hey
Texter 1: Wanna come over?
Texter 2: Now? It's 12:30 am
Texter 1: Yeah. I had a bit too much wine
Texter 2: :) Ok

And even through the blurry haze of a good buzz, the regret and panic starts to set in. Oh man, I'm in textsand now.

by AH73 November 11, 2013