12 definitions by AH73

A Brad is the classic wannabe-Chad fuckboy.

A B-stringer who can't score many girls, and if he does he's settling big time compared to what he was aiming for.

He doesn't care about the girls he's with, and basically just straight up lies to them to try and get in their pants or get them plastered to make them (in his mind) "easier."
"A Brad is someone I'd punch if a girl wanted me to."
by AH73 July 22, 2020
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General term to describe the father of a child who is not married to the mother.
"I'd like to introduce you to John, the baby daddy."
(Note nods and subtle looks of acknowledgment, as the third person now understands baby was conceived out of wedlock and the parent couple relationship may be tenuous or non-existent.
by AH73 February 18, 2014
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A person who fundamentally doesn't believe in Facebook.
I tried to get her to join up, but she won't - she's a facebookatheist.
by AH73 April 21, 2011
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Like quicksand, but in the context of texting. AKA virtual quicksand. A metaphorical state where things have gotten out of control and one starts to panic at the thought of the predicament they have gotten themselves into, from texting.
Texter 1: Hey
Texter 2: Hey
Texter 1: Wanna come over?
Texter 2: Now? It's 12:30 am
Texter 1: Yeah. I had a bit too much wine
Texter 2: :) Ok

And even through the blurry haze of a good buzz, the regret and panic starts to set in. Oh man, I'm in textsand now.
by AH73 November 12, 2013
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A person who doesn't shut up and dominates conversations.
Man, I couldn't wait to get away from him/her. I swear it was like twenty minutes he/she kept talking. What a monomaniac.
by AH73 October 17, 2013
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Considered by many to be 'the holy grail' of social networking.

If you're under 25 and not on it, you might be pathetic. However if you're over 35 and are on it, you might also be pathetic.
Is Joe on Facebook? Dude, the guy's like 40 years old, not 16.
by AH73 April 22, 2011
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To tweak, fluff, primp, improve, make fabulous (most often in wardrobe/fashion context, but others also apply).

Pronunciation: Begins and ends with the same "zh" sound, as in "measure".

Made popular by/notable people you may have heard use it: Carson Kressley of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Chef Nigella Lawson, Designer Ralph Lauren.

Origin: Variations used in many countries like France, Russia, Scandinavia, Germany, Australia, Canada.
"Just tszuj it a little, and you're set!"
"Tszuj those sleeves!" as in roll-up and make less stuffy/formal.
by AH73 February 22, 2010
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