face-face 

The best name to call someone to harrass them, or simply the act of rubbing your face on someone elses face.

"You stupid fag!"
"You stupid FACE-FACE!"

face-face by AMY STYROFOAM June 26, 2008

face face 

A name usually given to call a person a name without saying it

Why don't you shut up Face Face!

face face by Jack Spicer January 13, 2008

Face face 

The area around your face

Sorry my hand was in your face face.

Face face by Pimplimpnoodle March 27, 2023

Goochy Goochy Face Face 

Goochy Goochy Face Face

A game invented in the late 1990s by ex-England cricketer Graham Gooch.
A drink fuelled night out celebrating a test victory over Scotland turned sour when the England cricket team were denied entry to the V.I.P room in Stringfellow's. So incensed by this, Graham Gooch barged his way into the room to find it occupied by the Neville brothers celebrating a victory over Crystal Palace.
In an alcohol fuelled rage Graham lowered his pants and began to 'gooch' Gary Neville whilst shouting 'Goochy Goochy Face Face'.
The incident made headlines in all the Sunday papers and the two have not spoken since.

The object of the game is to place ones bare gooch on the opponents face while he/she is trying to do the same.
Goochy Goochy Face Face can be declared at anytime and anyplace with many bouts spontaneously starting during major sporting events and civil ceremonies.
Upon declaring 'Goochy Goochy Face Face' partcipants must remove ones clothes and try to 'Gooch' their opponent.
The contest continues until one participant is victorious.

The sport has quite and underground following which probably peaked in early 2002 when Chuck Norris knocked out Christian Slater with his patented 'Roundhouse Gooch'.
Chuck was later banned from the sport after killing two of the original members of Franz Ferdinand.
This paved the way for current fans favourite, Prince and his flamboyant overhead gooch manoeuvre which is loved by fans world wide.

Brian challenged Stewie to a game of Goochy Goochy Face Face.

Goochy Goochy Face Face by Jean Claude Van Damme February 7, 2006

duck face/kissy face 

Facial expression related to a lack of friends and self-steem. It is ofen used as a demand of attention.

See also selfie.

I bet that dorky bitch will fill the web tonight with her duck face/kissy face.

duck face/kissy face by D1ego October 30, 2013

Face-to-Facebook

Adding only your closest friends in Facebook and keeping in touch with them, for real.

Jake -I got 1,500 friends in this cool networking game called Facebook and you got like 10. LMAO, you suck..
Marcus -For me it is more like Face-to-Facebook, like seeing my friends when not really being able to meet them in person.

Face-to-Facebook by Finnish-linguist December 14, 2009

face to face 

Having a face to face chat with someone as opposed to just chatting to them online using programmes such as MSN

I went to my mates house to have a face to face

face to face by 2912Clover February 26, 2006