face barge 

When a women backs up onto a mans face to dock onto his mouth, sometimes performed without the captains permission. Like a river boat without paddles.

Dude, before i knew it, shed pulled down her pants and face barged me with her flange, i didnt expect that.

face barge by JtothePizzle February 21, 2014

Badger Face 

A Facebook event in which over 1000 people changed their profile pictures to a vicious Honey Badger for one week in April 2012. The page received mainly abuse, this was because over 50,000 people were invited and found it hard to leave the event, resulting in endless notifications.

Man 1 - 'Hey man, have you joined Badger Face?'
Man 2 - 'Hell no, once I was invited I couldn't leave and I kept getting notifications!'

Badger Face by JoeM820 October 1, 2012

badger face 

A girl whose face resembles that of a badger. Often with a vicious personality to match and a similarly unhinged mother badger.

1: Dude, that girl Zoe has a total badger face.
2: The Tulip girl? I know right!
1: Lol

badger face by trent4eva June 17, 2011

sweaty gapping badger face 

to describe a very scary and abnormal pussy

Ahh get that sweaty gapping badger face away from me.

sweaty gapping badger face by stewart mclean November 18, 2007

badger face 

a person with a face of a badger or a person who looks a bit like a badger. this person should always be called badger face.
a person who trys to hide his face with a top hat must have a badger face.

"woah dude, check out that badger face"
"woah, i know. his face is totaly like a badgers"
"badger face badger face HA!"
"put on your top hat badger face"

badger face by kirk lizard 1 December 30, 2008

bagel face 

the name for a face (typically that of a woman) that would look better covered in cream cheese.

Yeah, but she def has a bagel face.

bagel face by ezra1001 April 15, 2011

Bagel Face 

A overtly sexual phenomenon where a man falls asleep with his testicals on a woman's cheek leaving a indentation on the cheek, with the appearnce of a bagel.

After their perverted sexual encounter, she was left with a bagel face.

Bagel Face by Mrbogie January 26, 2018