eyosyas

People named eyosyas are usually African and have small dicks but use there African banned rituals to get big dicks

Eyosyas why did you use the African banned ritual

by M Y S T T September 17, 2020

Eyosias

Smart and kind person who is a natural leader. Exhibits leadership skill from early childhood.

He is like Eyosias. My boss is Eyosias

by YoAnt May 3, 2019

Eyosiyas

A realist. Someone who goes above and beyond. Usually African plays like K.D

Eyosiyas is just a total beast. I wonder how he became such a beast

by Yoshit6 November 15, 2020

Eyosias

Kindest person you’ll meet. Has a great smile and a great laugh. Always knows what’s up and will check in on you. Super talkative and will never make you feel awkward. He loves Christmas like a little kid so don’t ruin it for him. Warning: Might occasionally go bald and he falls asleep at random times.

Girl:“Did you see that guy at lunch?”
Girl:“Yea that was Eyosias he’s so sweet.”

by Not Marlin but Dory November 24, 2021

eyosias

Very intelligent and very good in bed. A natural leader and passionately fucks a lot of beautiful women. Probably could steal your girl with the sway of their voice. Super confident and very funny

Me: “yo you heard about eyosias?”

Dan: “yeah he stole my girl last night”

by Jeansrightleg November 20, 2021

Eyosiyas

smart, sexy, very good looking. usually really athletic. probably the best person to date. usually plays soccer and runs track

damn that dude is so fine, his name gotta be eyosiyas

by Eyosiyas November 22, 2021

Eyosias

Weird, but could be funny and smart at times.
Somehow turns everything into a competition. If you're friends with an Eyosias he's probably using you somehow.

Jimmy:"Fuck! I just did a 5km run"
Eyosias:"Cool, I can do ten right now.....bitch"

by Redy123 November 21, 2021