eyosias

Very intelligent and very good in bed. A natural leader and passionately fucks a lot of beautiful women. Probably could steal your girl with the sway of their voice. Super confident and very funny

Me: “yo you heard about eyosias?”

Dan: “yeah he stole my girl last night”

by Jeansrightleg November 20, 2021

Eyosias

Smart and kind person who is a natural leader. Exhibits leadership skill from early childhood.

He is like Eyosias. My boss is Eyosias

by YoAnt May 3, 2019

Eyosias

Kindest person you’ll meet. Has a great smile and a great laugh. Always knows what’s up and will check in on you. Super talkative and will never make you feel awkward. He loves Christmas like a little kid so don’t ruin it for him. Warning: Might occasionally go bald and he falls asleep at random times.

Girl:“Did you see that guy at lunch?”
Girl:“Yea that was Eyosias he’s so sweet.”

by Not Marlin but Dory November 24, 2021

Eyosias

Weird, but could be funny and smart at times.
Somehow turns everything into a competition. If you're friends with an Eyosias he's probably using you somehow.

Jimmy:"Fuck! I just did a 5km run"
Eyosias:"Cool, I can do ten right now.....bitch"

by Redy123 November 21, 2021