Kindest person you’ll meet. Has a great smile and a great laugh. Always knows what’s up and will check in on you. Super talkative and will never make you feel awkward. He loves Christmas like a little kid so don’t ruin it for him. Warning: Might occasionally go bald and he falls asleep at random times.
Very intelligent and very good in bed. A natural leader and passionately fucks a lot of beautiful women. Probably could steal your girl with the sway of their voice. Super confident and very funny
Weird, but could be funny and smart at times.
Somehow turns everything into a competition. If you're friends with an Eyosias he's probably using you somehow.