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Black Eye Friday 

"Black Eye Friday" is a colloquial term used to describe the last Friday before Christmas, due to the severe excess of violence that occurs on that night. This is a direct result of: People drinking more, the army leave, the break up of Universities and Colleges and the miriad of work nights out.
Person one: It's Black Eye Friday tonight!
Person two: Yeah, A&E put extra staff on
Black Eye Friday by Millyxz December 15, 2009

black eye-witness man

when a nigga is witnesses something of importance and is asked on the news and he gets caught up and talks incoherently
black eye-witness man: man y`all shoulda see it man i was all ova there but da nigga holdin da gat be alll BA BA BANG
it was wild shit dere, know wat i sayin?
Repoter:What?

black eye pee 

Having to pee so much ur penis tip starts to bruise
My penis hurts, I've been pissing so much I have a black eye pee
black eye pee by mitch00uk April 6, 2015

Big Black Eye 

When one eye closes more than the other.
In referancde to Big Black of Rob and Big whos left eye closes more than the right.
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When hes smiles he totally has a big black eye.
Big Black Eye by dewit2em October 9, 2008

black eye 

1. Noun. A bruise that appears beneath or around the eye after sustaining impact from an external source.

2. Noun. A vehicle with two headlights, with one of those two not functioning.
1. That baseball that hit me in the eye yesterday gave me a black eye.

2. It's unsafe to drive at night with a black eye; get a new pair of headlights.
black eye by TEP November 29, 2005

emotional black eye 

A sharp public humiliation or visible emotional trauma.
An example of emotional black eye -- getting dumped on Twitter.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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