Exuses 

When your dumbshit friend doesn’t know how to spell “excuses”

J: Then he comes and unmounts me !

M: Lmao exuses

Exuses by Dubbelyah September 14, 2018

affair excuses 

What you tell the wife when you are with your whore

- playing golf

- going for a long walk with the dogs

- at a business meeting

- going for a long lunch in the country with the best friend (one who also has a mistress)

- working late

- meeting some old boys in London

Girlfriend : i didn't see you on Thursday night. can we hook up at the weekend

Adulterer : Sure. I can get away. i'll just give the wife one of my affair excuses

affair excuses by farnham philanderer January 2, 2017

Whip'n Excuses 

When someone is such a sore loser, they start whipping out one excuse after another. Sadly, one excuse barely ends before the next one begins.

"That wasn't fair! Something's wrong with my controller! You're playing with the character I wanted!"

"Ok, I get it! You don't need to keep Whip'n Excuses."

Whip'n Excuses by C-Money666 January 11, 2020

No Excuses 

Getting on with your life...not letting things get in your way...being positive and optimistic...not looking for a reason to avoid something...not wasting an opportunity...

There's 'no excuses' for not making the most of your life.

No Excuses by saintjohn February 11, 2013

ricer exuse 

Blaming something else (besides the fact that your car is slow) for the reason you lost a race.

my clutch was slipping, I missed 2nd, my tires are bald, my boost was on low setting, I have bad KR, etc...

ricer exuse by TJ February 19, 2004

All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses 

Used to make fun of someone making an excuse for being bad at something or for something bad that happened to them because of his or her own fault or action

Note: In "All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses." replace name with persons name

Alex just lost at foosball:

Alex: "God. You have too much luck and the table is slanted."

Julio:"All I hear is my name is Alex and I make excuses."

All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses by excuses... July 1, 2009

excuses are like assholes 

Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink.

Me: "Sorry, I was doing some calculations, and writing a recommendation letter and didn't get a chance to work on the proposal". You: "Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink."

excuses are like assholes by rbraswell November 6, 2008