Exuses
Words you can keep
affair excuses
What you tell the wife when you are with your whore
- playing golf
- going for a long walk with the dogs
- at a business meeting
- going for a long lunch in the country with the best friend (one who also has a mistress)
- working late
- meeting some old boys in London
- playing golf
- going for a long walk with the dogs
- at a business meeting
- going for a long lunch in the country with the best friend (one who also has a mistress)
- working late
- meeting some old boys in London
Girlfriend : i didn't see you on Thursday night. can we hook up at the weekend
Adulterer : Sure. I can get away. i'll just give the wife one of my affair excuses
Adulterer : Sure. I can get away. i'll just give the wife one of my affair excuses
affair excuses by farnham philanderer January 2, 2017
Related Words
Whip'n Excuses
When someone is such a sore loser, they start whipping out one excuse after another. Sadly, one excuse barely ends before the next one begins.
"That wasn't fair! Something's wrong with my controller! You're playing with the character I wanted!"
"Ok, I get it! You don't need to keep Whip'n Excuses."
"Ok, I get it! You don't need to keep Whip'n Excuses."
Whip'n Excuses by C-Money666 January 11, 2020
No Excuses
Getting on with your life...not letting things get in your way...being positive and optimistic...not looking for a reason to avoid something...not wasting an opportunity...
No Excuses by saintjohn February 11, 2013
ricer exuse
my clutch was slipping, I missed 2nd, my tires are bald, my boost was on low setting, I have bad KR, etc...
ricer exuse by TJ February 19, 2004
All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses
Used to make fun of someone making an excuse for being bad at something or for something bad that happened to them because of his or her own fault or action
Note: In "All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses." replace name with persons name
Alex just lost at foosball:
Alex: "God. You have too much luck and the table is slanted."
Julio:"All I hear is my name is Alex and I make excuses."
Alex just lost at foosball:
Alex: "God. You have too much luck and the table is slanted."
Julio:"All I hear is my name is Alex and I make excuses."
All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses by excuses... July 1, 2009
excuses are like assholes
Me: "Sorry, I was doing some calculations, and writing a recommendation letter and didn't get a chance to work on the proposal". You: "Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink."
excuses are like assholes by rbraswell November 6, 2008
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!