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ricer exuse
my clutch was slipping, I missed 2nd, my tires are bald, my boost was on low setting, I have bad KR, etc...
ricer exuse by TJ February 19, 2004
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exuse • Exuses • ricer exuse • excuse • excuse my french • excuse me • excuses are like asses • exosexual • Eusebio • Ebuse
affair excuses
What you tell the wife when you are with your whore
- playing golf
- going for a long walk with the dogs
- at a business meeting
- going for a long lunch in the country with the best friend (one who also has a mistress)
- working late
- meeting some old boys in London
- playing golf
- going for a long walk with the dogs
- at a business meeting
- going for a long lunch in the country with the best friend (one who also has a mistress)
- working late
- meeting some old boys in London
Girlfriend : i didn't see you on Thursday night. can we hook up at the weekend
Adulterer : Sure. I can get away. i'll just give the wife one of my affair excuses
Adulterer : Sure. I can get away. i'll just give the wife one of my affair excuses
affair excuses by farnham philanderer January 2, 2017
Excuser moi
Excuser moi by alex-square February 14, 2023
Well excuse me princess!
Well excuse me princess! by CurlyHayami September 9, 2004
exserene
1.A state or feelings of extreme love; Intense feelings of love.
2. Loving somebody to the state of feeling overpowering emotions i.e ecstasy and or serenity in their company.
3. Feelings of intense emotions, which go beyond love; a soul mate.
2. Loving somebody to the state of feeling overpowering emotions i.e ecstasy and or serenity in their company.
3. Feelings of intense emotions, which go beyond love; a soul mate.
Exosexo
An amazing Vine and YouTube artist who makes trailer and other random vids about EXO. She is amazing. Really.
Exosexo by LilacBrown889 November 3, 2016
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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