extractop 

To extract a top from a person

HOLD ON DOCTOR WE NEED AN EXTRACTOP ON CHAIR 1

extractop by Extractop February 20, 2024

Extratone 

It’s music that is literally over 1,000 bpm. It got the name “Extratone” because sometimes the beats go so fast it sounds like one single note. Some Extratone artists are Diabarha, Aeswa, Hylna. It’s parent genre is Speedcore, which is at around 300-600 bpm. But some extratone songs are at 10,000 bpm, making speedcore almost nothing (not making fun of any speedcore fans). Sometimes, Extratone may just reach the bpm of 50,000, if you could still call it “Extratone”. Many people call it “Supertone”. One example of Supertone is The Side Of The Dark by Diabarha. Extratone scares me sometimes.

Jack heard of Extratone yesterday, and he gave it a listen. Jack listened to Uranoid, and he was found with his hears blown off his head.

Extratone by Here Comes That Boy Shit Wazup December 24, 2020

lemon extract 

The strongest alcoholic beverage that an underage person can legally buy. It's usually sold in 1 oz. bottles for about $4 each, so it's not at all cheap. However the alcohol content can be as high as 84% (168 proof), so it's almost worth it. Also, it burns worse than any other alcoholic beverage when going down. Don't shoot it.

Matt could handle 10 shots of 151 without too much trouble, but when he tried the same with lemon extract he had to get his stomach pumped.

1 oz. lemon extract + 1 tbsp sugar + 5 oz water = Nick D's Hard Lemonade

After shooting 5 bottles of lemon extract straight, Jimmy went to the hospital for a throat transplant.

lemon extract by Nick D October 29, 2003

Johnson Extractor 3000 

a tool that allows you to extract your Johnson from any orifice that it might have gotten stuck in.

Mike - “Dude, you cop your Johnson Extractor 3000?”
John - “Bro what is that!?”
Mike - “ You missed Prime Day, didn’t you?”

Johnson Extractor 3000 by starchild.69.69 July 20, 2019

Non-digitus extractus 

Latin
Failure to pull your finger out.

I acknowledge that it's taking longer than you expected but the powers-that-be have been struck down by a rare case of Non-digitus extractus.

Non-digitus extractus by Piemanius March 7, 2009

Cold Water Extraction 

A Cold Water Extraction, or CWE for short, is primarily used to separate tylenol from opiate-based pain-relievers because tylenol is known to be damaging to the liver in large doses, so CWE's are what you use when your doctor is a complete asshole and prescribes you weak pain medication. Opiates dissolve readily in cold water, while tylenol seeps to the bottom.

The CWE process goes as follows:

1. Crush up said pills (Vicodin, Percocets, etc.) into as fine of a powder as possible. You should be doing one CWE for no more than five pills at once.

2. Take about 150mL of water and bring it to a warm temperature--make sure it is not hot or the opiate will be destroyed and your efforts compromised. You should be able to stuck your finger in the water and hold it there comfortably. Think of about the same temperature as a heated pool.

3. Mix the powder in with the warm water and stir.

4. Put the glass in the freezer and let it chill for about 30 minutes.

5. Take it out and filter the water through a coffee filter into an empty glass. What you see in the bottom of the first glass in the freezer when you first take it out is the APAP. If you're doing a CWE, you don't want that, so filter through a coffee filter. Pour carefully and slowly. Make sure you have the coffee filter secured.

6. Lastly, to speed up the process, gently squeeze the coffee filter to empty any remaining water into the glass.

And you're done. The result is a slightly cloudy mixture, but will taste bitter.

Perform a Cold Water Extraction on that shit bro.

Cold Water Extraction by tylerdurden89 March 15, 2011

Extratone 

Music pushed beyond the limit - if you could even call it music. Composed of blastbeats greater than 1,000 BPM, sampled guitar and synthesizer riffs, wrapped in extreme amounts of static. May include short audio clips of movie speeches, human screaming, and shouted obscenities. Very to excruciatingly unpleasant to most humans.

After a night of listening to a few tracks of extratone, Jimmy was found dead, bleeding from his ears with gouged-out eyes.

Extratone by Tsukigan January 2, 2006