Definitions by starchild.69.69

Johnson Extractor 3000 

a tool that allows you to extract your Johnson from any orifice that it might have gotten stuck in.

Mike - “Dude, you cop your Johnson Extractor 3000?”
John - “Bro what is that!?”
Mike - “ You missed Prime Day, didn’t you?”

Johnson Extractor 3000 by starchild.69.69 July 20, 2019

manhattan bagel 

Originating in NYC this fetish is when gay males use cream cheese as anal lubricant.

Mikey- “I heard Samy and Jeremy are really into Manhattan bagels. They claim they taste so good.”

manhattan bagel by starchild.69.69 May 18, 2019