externaLOL 

audibly chuckling out loud, at the humor of others or one's own blog.
the opposite of internaLOL.

wow, his comment made me externaLOL! my coworkers think i'm crazy.

externaLOL by getouttanj February 28, 2008

Eternally Bitchless

The incapability to bag any females at all. Forever unable to communicate effectively with a person of the opposite gender.

Tim can't bag no girls, he's eternally bitchless.

Eternally Bitchless by mahcy February 16, 2022

External Cyborg 

A person who is carrying so much electronic equipment that if it was within their body cavity, then they would be considered a cyborg. Most often they are carrying more electronics than they'd ever need, and a significant percentage is actually redundant.

For example, a teenager with an IPOD, TI-83 calculator, wrist watch, laptop computer, and a laser pointer. Therefore, this teenager is considered an External Cyborg.

For example, if you have so many electronics on hand that being pushed into a pool of water would drown you, and not because you can't swim. This is of course assuming all of the electronics were off when you were pushed into said pool of water. Only an External Cyborg would carry that many electronics.

External Cyborg by cubedspace3 February 22, 2010

external balance 

the current account balance; the net flow of liquid assets to the citizens of a particular country. The external balance includes the trade balance, net foreign factor income, and net foreign aid *received*. Usually the main cause of an external deficit is a trade deficit.

External balances are critical to good economic policies.

external balance by Abu Yahya February 14, 2009

External secant segment 

An external secant segment is an obscure math term that sounds like you're describing a retarded piece of shit. Call someone this if they're being extremely fake and gay

External secant segment: 🅱️eter

retard: shut up secant

External secant segment by external secant segment November 3, 2018

magnetospheric eternally collapsing object

A ball of hot and compact magnetized plasma held in equilibrium against its self-gravity by radiation pressure rather than gas pressure. A MECO is so extremely
compact that its own radiation quanta move in almost closed
orbits due to self-gravity. Therefore, though the MECO
is extremely hot and luminous to a local observer it
appears as almost ``Black'' to astronomers. According to
Abhas Mitra, an Indian astrophysicist, and several other astrophysicists, the so-called ``Black Hole Candidates'' are actually MECOs rather than true Black Holes.

The massive ``Black Hole Candidate'' Sgr A* at the center
of Milkyway galaxy is likely to be a magnetospheric eternally collapsing object (MECO).

magnetospheric eternally collapsing object by astrocrazy June 23, 2007

External Hard Drive 

Strap-on dildo for lesbians.

Allison: Did you remember to pack the external hard drive?

Kris: Yes, but I forgot the lube.

External Hard Drive by Silver Wear March 18, 2010