expertt

with the double 'T' expertt means something more impressive than usual. for instance, george was expert at boxing, but muhammad ali was expertt.

your a damn expertt

you expertt!

that's expertt

by JonnyC08 March 26, 2008

Dating Expert

One of the many on Youtube proclaiming themselves as a "dating expert", in order to make money fleecing the desperate and lonely, mainly targeting men.

A dating coach strings viewers along with ineffective advice, deliberately. First it’s buy this program//book. Use this "magic word", send her this text, stand on this angle (yes, seriously!), wear this and "buy my course to get the dream girl you deserve" . A week or two later, it's use THIS magic word, send her THESE texts, and wear something ELSE. Buy this book. Now another few videos and a course that will "get you your dream girl". Then it's the same procedure, for months on end, with each video differing from the last in some form.

Think about this, they do countless videos on so called “advice”. Now, if this “free” advice was valid, why are they constantly a)bringing out overpriced books/courses etc, for which they sometimes shame and guilt trip people into buying? and b)making video after video for months on end with “advice” that conflicts with previous videos?

Also, the fact that a lot of dating experts have “shills”, as well as fake comments like “Oh I’m glad I found your video by accident today, best advice ever” or “Buy their course guys, it’s really good and changed my life” speaks volumes.

Dating expert: "Buy my $5k relationship mastery course, it will get you your dream girl".
Dating Expert 3 months later : "sign up for my $2k course on how to get your dream girl".

by Based Fiend May 2, 2023

experts say

A way to cover up bullshit by making the broad statement, "Experts say", then the bullshit.
As nobody has any idea which experts they were referring to, or what level or expertise they had, it is a great way to cover up not having a distinct source for the information.

Experts say 90% of people in Mexico are drug dealers

by A-Durr October 16, 2013

Armchair Expert

Someone who claims to know all the answers to a problem, situation or scenario but has little or no experience or real understanding of it. Usually found on internet forums or writing in the letters section of tabloid newspapers. When faced with educated people who disassemble their argument with facts, they often state they learned their experience at the "University of life".

"If you exceed the speed limit by just 1 mph, you should be banned from driving"

"But you've never driven in your life, you're just an armchair expert"

by The Welsh Wizard January 11, 2012

Sausage Expert

1. A woman (or man) whom has had many sexual encounters with male partners.

2. Counter staff in Butcher shops.

Boy - "So, I hear you are quite the little sausage expert..?" ;)

Girl - "Yes. I work at the local butcher. I am a sausage pro!"

Boy - "That's not what I mea....never mind."

by manicbubble February 10, 2015

usual expert

(n) 1) Someone who makes regular appearances on talk shows and lectures simply because he or she appears to be intelligent. 2) A B-list celebritard.

Usual experts Noam Chomsky and Ann Coulter were debating the war in Iraq this morning on the TV.

by The Cabal June 14, 2008

experts say

A tired trope that is used in hundreds of headlines a day. The phrase that journalists deploy to be able to say whatever they want, without the need for proper sources. Most of the time, this phrase is used in the headline, or one time in the body text, without said experts ever being identified or mentioned again.

"Experts say that eating your own shit could lower your risk of proper digestive function. Here's why." - CNN

by forsenbased April 16, 2021