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Experting 

Verb-

to tell someone something with unwavering authority & confidence, when in fact, you have no real knowledge of the subject -usually done by a blowhard.
Yeah, he's experting on that guy, he has no idea what he's talking about.
Experting by hammertime-tm October 24, 2008

experticity 

A word used by non-experts to make themselves sound like an expert. Has more syllables than the word expertise, thus the speaker attempts to sound more intelligent, but usually fails.
Eddie: "Are you finished yet dude? I have important things to do like watch mold grow."
Brandon: "I am trying to share my experticity with you, now that you are a single guy"
Eddie: "I don't get paid enough to have to hear this, go down the hall and share it with Ray."
experticity by dave_the_thinker December 28, 2017

Expertising 

When one is working to become more knowledgeable in an area or increase their ability in a skill.
Person 1: Your have really been expertising your guitar skills with all of that practice.

Person 2: Thanks man, the hard work is really paying off.
Expertising by Stoolie May 22, 2014

experminate 

to completely exterminate someone's sperm by hitting the balls or exposing one to radiation
He pissed her off, so she experminated him with a 2 by 4.
experminate by inkstaindhands September 3, 2009

Expelling the demon 

A situation where the toilet fails to flush the feces away properly, and the person is forced to flush it again multiple times using other means, such as water spray or plunger. The feces can be refered to other people's feces or one's own excrement.
"Damn, the toilet wont flush my poop properly. Well its time to expelling the demon!"
Expelling the demon by Dadeedu November 5, 2021

The Full Trevor Experince 

When you take an individual out into the woods and proceed to fuck them in the ass. After realizing the poor victim of your is disgusting, and before you fill their biscuit with baby gravy, you stand up and waddle out of the woods letting your junk swing in the wind. leaving them there all alone to most likely get mauled by bears.
Girl: "Hey, let's try anal"
Boy: "Ahh hell yeah, I'm about to give you the Full Trevor Experince"