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Experting 

Experting is someone widely recognized as a reliable source of technique or skill whose faculty for judging or deciding rightly, justly, or wisely is accorded authority and status by their peers or the public in a specific well-distinguished domain.
Experting is amazing.
Experting by Justoldme July 20, 2010
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Experting 

Verb-

to tell someone something with unwavering authority & confidence, when in fact, you have no real knowledge of the subject -usually done by a blowhard.
Yeah, he's experting on that guy, he has no idea what he's talking about.
Experting by hammertime-tm October 24, 2008

experticity 

A word used by non-experts to make themselves sound like an expert. Has more syllables than the word expertise, thus the speaker attempts to sound more intelligent, but usually fails.
Eddie: "Are you finished yet dude? I have important things to do like watch mold grow."
Brandon: "I am trying to share my experticity with you, now that you are a single guy"
Eddie: "I don't get paid enough to have to hear this, go down the hall and share it with Ray."
experticity by dave_the_thinker December 28, 2017

Expertising 

When one is working to become more knowledgeable in an area or increase their ability in a skill.
Person 1: Your have really been expertising your guitar skills with all of that practice.

Person 2: Thanks man, the hard work is really paying off.
Expertising by Stoolie May 22, 2014

experminate 

to completely exterminate someone's sperm by hitting the balls or exposing one to radiation
He pissed her off, so she experminated him with a 2 by 4.
experminate by inkstaindhands September 3, 2009

Expelling the demon 

A situation where the toilet fails to flush the feces away properly, and the person is forced to flush it again multiple times using other means, such as water spray or plunger. The feces can be refered to other people's feces or one's own excrement.
"Damn, the toilet wont flush my poop properly. Well its time to expelling the demon!"
Expelling the demon by Dadeedu November 5, 2021

The Full Trevor Experince 

When you take an individual out into the woods and proceed to fuck them in the ass. After realizing the poor victim of your is disgusting, and before you fill their biscuit with baby gravy, you stand up and waddle out of the woods letting your junk swing in the wind. leaving them there all alone to most likely get mauled by bears.
Girl: "Hey, let's try anal"
Boy: "Ahh hell yeah, I'm about to give you the Full Trevor Experince"
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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