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bearded expense

An ancient god of earbud destruction reborn as a Team fortress 2 Player, Known for accompanying The YouTuber Soundsmith he will frequently use his mic for Screaming and making other Eldritch sounds that no human should be able to make. Generally seen as a heavy main that is both useful and Fucking hilarious at the same time. He's the most meme-ish of SoundSmith's Small team.
Man; Hey did you see that new Soundsmith video with bearded expense in it?

Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...
That act of experiencing a product and then if you choose, you purchase it
After checking out that car i decided to expese it in case i didn't like it.
Expese by PJ100981 June 1, 2017

Bearded Expense

Short Definition:
A Famous entity known to be using the website YouTube and Twitch
Also know as: The Overmind, Big Joey Slap Nut 2, up in yo crib dawg, the Ragester, and many more names

Long Definition:
Bearded Expesne is a YouTube content creator and twitch streamer who is famously known to play TF2 or Team Fortress 2, He started gaining fame when he first appeared in SoundSmith's videos about Gmod and TF2, he is mainly known as bieng a shit poster and a memester
Bearded Expense: *plays the meldy of absolute terror*
SoundSmith: "I don't like this one bit"
Bearded Expense by Hole Fish May 2, 2019
“I have very high expesex”

"So, what’s your expesex for tonight?”

“Don’t worry about expesex, I got you”

“On a scale of 1 to 10, what’s your expesex for your date tonight?"
"How much do you offer?"
“I’m gonna say the expesex with me would be a 9 or 10”
expesex by apripoko September 30, 2020

mp's expenses 

Using someone else's money to pay for a luxury item you would not possibly dream of paying for yourself.
Hazel "I really want to get some antique doorknobs for the faux medievil drawbridge over our moat"

Geoff "No problem honey, we'll stick it on the mp's expenses, Gordon bought a helicoptor last week"

Hazel "Spiffing!"
mp's expenses by Barry Kabama May 15, 2009

expensessary 

A product or service that is expensive but necessary to maintain harmony in
your life. A product or service you are not willing to do without no matter
the cost.
My Starbucks venti-soy-no-water Chai latte is expensessary to my life.
expensessary by barefootbabe March 10, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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