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Expensex 

Amount of money you spend on side bitches, hoes, etc.
Yo my Expensex is too high bro.. gotta cut down on dem hoez
Expensex by Mark.5 May 13, 2019
Words you can keep

bearded expense

An ancient god of earbud destruction reborn as a Team fortress 2 Player, Known for accompanying The YouTuber Soundsmith he will frequently use his mic for Screaming and making other Eldritch sounds that no human should be able to make. Generally seen as a heavy main that is both useful and Fucking hilarious at the same time. He's the most meme-ish of SoundSmith's Small team.
Man; Hey did you see that new Soundsmith video with bearded expense in it?

Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...

Bearded Expense

Short Definition:
A Famous entity known to be using the website YouTube and Twitch
Also know as: The Overmind, Big Joey Slap Nut 2, up in yo crib dawg, the Ragester, and many more names

Long Definition:
Bearded Expesne is a YouTube content creator and twitch streamer who is famously known to play TF2 or Team Fortress 2, He started gaining fame when he first appeared in SoundSmith's videos about Gmod and TF2, he is mainly known as bieng a shit poster and a memester
Bearded Expense: *plays the meldy of absolute terror*
SoundSmith: "I don't like this one bit"
Bearded Expense by Hole Fish May 2, 2019
Experience in Sex or Expectations in Sex
“I have very high expesex”

"So, what’s your expesex for tonight?”

Don’t worry about expesex, I got you”

“On a scale of 1 to 10, what’s your expesex for your date tonight?"
"How much do you offer?"
“I’m gonna say the expesex with me would be a 9 or 10”
expesex by apripoko September 30, 2020

mp's expenses 

Using someone else's money to pay for a luxury item you would not possibly dream of paying for yourself.
Hazel "I really want to get some antique doorknobs for the faux medievil drawbridge over our moat"

Geoff "No problem honey, we'll stick it on the mp's expenses, Gordon bought a helicoptor last week"

Hazel "Spiffing!"
mp's expenses by Barry Kabama May 15, 2009

expensessary 

A product or service that is expensive but necessary to maintain harmony in
your life. A product or service you are not willing to do without no matter
the cost.
My Starbucks venti-soy-no-water Chai latte is expensessary to my life.
expensessary by barefootbabe March 10, 2009

Living Expense 

A cool skate shop that features many different styles and collections of clothing. It is known for its funny and vast amounts of culture in not only their clothing but their Instagram captions. Started in 2019 by a high school student (Steve Funnell).
Woah is that a Living Expense shirt, nice! They are Canadian you know.
Living Expense by Steve Wittek November 14, 2020
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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