Expense 

Something that actually costs somebody something, whether it be money, or something they love or hold sacred.

Roberta Ford always made herself look put upon (even sub serviant to others) , but what she said was done at her expense, never really costed her anything, she always escaped from having any real expense to herself in life.

Expense by The Original Agahnim August 22, 2021

expense accout diva 

(1) Someone who is very cheap but when traveling on business they spend the company's money extravagantly.

(2) Any traveling salesman type in a cheap suit who says "I'll have another double Remy Louis Treehze" at a Marriott Bar.

Chris ran up more than 2,500$ of mini-bar expenses this quarter. Someone oughtta have a talk with that expense account diva.

expense accout diva by -g. September 9, 2003

bearded expense

An ancient god of earbud destruction reborn as a Team fortress 2 Player, Known for accompanying The YouTuber Soundsmith he will frequently use his mic for Screaming and making other Eldritch sounds that no human should be able to make. Generally seen as a heavy main that is both useful and Fucking hilarious at the same time. He's the most meme-ish of SoundSmith's Small team.

Man; Hey did you see that new Soundsmith video with bearded expense in it?

Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...

bearded expense by HeccinAngeryCinnabon February 24, 2019

Bearded Expense

Short Definition:
A Famous entity known to be using the website YouTube and Twitch
Also know as: The Overmind, Big Joey Slap Nut 2, up in yo crib dawg, the Ragester, and many more names

Long Definition:
Bearded Expesne is a YouTube content creator and twitch streamer who is famously known to play TF2 or Team Fortress 2, He started gaining fame when he first appeared in SoundSmith's videos about Gmod and TF2, he is mainly known as bieng a shit poster and a memester

Bearded Expense: *plays the meldy of absolute terror*
SoundSmith: "I don't like this one bit"

Bearded Expense by Hole Fish May 2, 2019

Living Expense 

A cool skate shop that features many different styles and collections of clothing. It is known for its funny and vast amounts of culture in not only their clothing but their Instagram captions. Started in 2019 by a high school student (Steve Funnell).

Woah is that a Living Expense shirt, nice! They are Canadian you know.

Living Expense by Steve Wittek November 14, 2020

laugh at my expense 

usually when they make a fool of themselves

want to laugh at my expense? check this video

laugh at my expense by sawyerwu January 17, 2019

"stutter key" expense 

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.

I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.

"stutter key" expense by QuacksO February 8, 2020