Expediate 

To make go faster

I must expediate my finding a bathroom so I don't poo myself.

Expediate by Gerald Steele October 8, 2008

expediate 

v. 1) To use Expedia.com 2) To celebrate the check you get if someone books your hotel for less, usually by having a fun night.

Husband: "Look dear, we got our check from Expedia! I guess someone booked our hotel for less!"

Wife: "Wow Jim, that's great, we'll go expediate after dinner tonight!"

expediate by steelers172 May 13, 2010

exfeciate 

The act or state of expelling feces from one's anus

John exfeciated all over the yard.

exfeciate by john fake April 27, 2004

Expeditiously 

Something done with the quickness

He texted and she replied Expeditiously

Expeditiously by Khussle April 28, 2019

expedite this letter 

one of the best songs in the universe like lil durk need his dick sucked from the back for this song .

you heard expedite this letter?
girl yeah that shut heat omm !

expedite this letter by - k November 29, 2022

Expedition Hope 

A phony awareness raising campaign used to dupe a major pharmaceutical company into financing an unqualified dolt in a comical effort to fail on 7 continents. The endeavor has largely been successful with failures in North America, Europe, Antarctica, and South America. The effort also failed to even climb the correct mountain in Oceania.

The most noteworthy accomplishment of the entire Expedition Hope fiasco was the removal of a shit glacier from Joe's chaffed crack on Aconcagua.

Expedition Hope by Dave Montande April 10, 2008

experitenous 

Experimental Art particular musical, that is extremely pretentious.

Ryan's noise set was totally experitenous.

experitenous by dj ryan asche August 11, 2007