exfeciate

The act or state of expelling feces from one's anus

John exfeciated all over the yard.

by john fake April 27, 2004

Expediate

To make go faster

I must expediate my finding a bathroom so I don't poo myself.

by Gerald Steele October 8, 2008

Exfoxiate

(v) Fox News + Exfoliate

The act of scraping away dead brain cells after any prolonged exposure to a Fox News broadcast.

After watching nearly 90 seconds of Glenn Beck, Betty ran to the bathroom to exfoxiate.

by shoqvalue February 2, 2010

exfoliate

Actually means to clean yourself in such a way to remove dead skin cells and then remoisturize the skin.

Now that the real definition is out of the way, let's do an Urban definition!

When a man is pounding a chick doggy-style near a toilet. The man grabs the chick by the hair and shoves her head into the toilet, flushing it and giving her a swirley! Now that the face is cleansed, it must be moisturized. The guy then yanks her head out of the the toilet by her dripping wet hair, pulls his dick out of her, and blows his load all over her face.

I'll exfoliate Mel Gibson, how 'bout that?

by Sir Rudulph the purple-headed knight October 8, 2004

Enfecated

To receive shit

Damn, that bird just shit on me. I just got enfecated!

by Mortal Jesus November 30, 2019

expediate

v. 1) To use Expedia.com 2) To celebrate the check you get if someone books your hotel for less, usually by having a fun night.

Husband: "Look dear, we got our check from Expedia! I guess someone booked our hotel for less!"

Wife: "Wow Jim, that's great, we'll go expediate after dinner tonight!"

by steelers172 May 13, 2010

exfoliate

(v) To cut the shit out of.

This new soap has shards of glass in it, so it really exfoliates.

by BubDZombie July 10, 2009