expectify 

A word that some guy named Victor made up. Also a magic spell from Harry Potter that does anything you want.

EXPECTIFY!

expectify by vanillabeanz March 14, 2018

erectifying

adj.
As in giving one a boner; purely arousing.

Synonyms: Bonerific

That ginormous breasted woman is erectifying.

erectifying by Tommy Connors January 27, 2004

Erectify 

v. A non sexual physiological reaction that causes an erection.

Kevin was so erectifyed by the Patriots win over the Colts that he couldn't stand up.

Erectify by Kevin Holland January 6, 2009

exactify 

To accurately describe the exactness of an action or instance.

Professor Clark: 'What does the rabid raccoon exactify?'

Sara: 'Love hurts?'

exactify by exactify_this December 15, 2008

Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive 

When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life

Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive by Oh my my July 2, 2015

expecting 

The act of looking forward to but not wanting to say "looking forward to".
Having expectation of something happening.

Bryan was expecting to go to the movies.

expecting by Braden Ben Dover November 24, 2018

Expective 

Having expectations of anything

You wouldn't be so let down if you weren't so expective

Expective by Shabby Fundenblammer August 29, 2019