Expective 

Having expectations of anything

You wouldn't be so let down if you weren't so expective

Expective by Shabby Fundenblammer August 29, 2019

executive bush 

A large amount of very potent marijuana (weed, bud, grass, trees)

My pot dealers gots dat executive bush all day

executive bush by Big Sofa May 22, 2011

expensive paperweight 

An object that may have had an original purpose (usually electronic devices) or a concept model of something else, but in any case unable to serve its intended purpose except as a display item or a paperweight
Since many of these paperweights, especially those of the old electronics category, required a larger investment at its initial purchase, these paperweights become expensive, hence, the "expensive paperweight"

I found an old ipod in my uncle's basement, but it doesn't even work anymore so now it's just an expensive paperweight!

Is that a BlackBerry?
It WAS a BlackBerry, now it's just an expensive paperweight!

Whoa is that seriously a holographic infrared keyboard?
Nope, this is just the concept model for a holographic infrared keyboard that got rejected during the pitch... So now it's just an expensive paperweight!

expensive paperweight by UM North Quad December 28, 2015

expensive nap

A movie or play that is so boring you sleep through it. It usually costs a decent sum of money.

Man 1: "Hey Tom, how was Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 last night?"

Man 2: "Real forgettable bro, it was a total expensive nap."

expensive nap by Ganzi November 14, 2013

executive branch 

Very strong marijuana. Top notch stuff. Best of the best.

Man I'm really high off that executive branch bro

executive branch by Big Sofa May 22, 2011

safe and effective 

unsafe and ineffective (spoken in sarcasm).

Holding your kid back with your arm in the front seat of the car, instead of a proper seatbeat or child-seat, is safe and effective.

safe and effective by imadanite September 19, 2021

Helpless executive syndrome 

the condition in which an executive, usually male, is able to manage thousands of employees and millions of dollars but incapable of figuring out things like transferring a phone call or scheduling things on his own calendar

Gordon Wainworth, who suffers from helpless executive syndrome, was standing utterly mystified in front of the Keurig machine, randomly pushing buttons and calling for his secretary to help him.

Helpless executive syndrome by Jill Bystrom October 13, 2017