wife expectancy 

In a marriage doomed for failure, the measurement of length used primarily for betting purposes of the groom's friends.

I can't believe he's marrying that psychopath. Wife expectancy of two years, max.

wife expectancy by Spyrokeet December 24, 2008

pre-millennial psychic expectancy 

A problem that plagued many adventure games in the computer gaming market during the 80's and early 90's, wherein the way in which one had to proceed was so ridiculously complicated and obtuse, you'd have to be psychic to know it on your own.

The game developers expected you to either be psychic, buy a guide book, or call one of their ridiculously priced tip lines to rack your parent's phone bill up the ass, just to get past one screen.

This is obviously no longer a problem in games today, given that the internet now makes it easy to find a walkthrough for pretty much any game.

Often results in frustrated pixelbitching

Person 1: "How's Simon the Sorcerer going dude?"

Person 2: "It's good, but some of the puzzles are ridiculous! One of them, I had to try and wear a dog, so that it would be magically transformed into a pair of Hush Puppies, to sneak past a guard. Good thing I found a walkthrough online, but talk about pre-millennial psychic expectancy!"

pre-millennial psychic expectancy by relative-frequency, September 18, 2012

Wife Expectancy 

After a male has been diagnosed with a fiance, the period remaining to engage in guys' night activities before the wedding/shackle fitting ceremony.

Did you hear Brando's getting married this weekend?
Yeah dude, wife expectancy of like three days.
We're gonna need another keg.

Wife Expectancy by Spyrokeet January 4, 2009

Deaf people life expectancy 

Deaf people life expectancy is very short. Taylor may is included in here :)

Taylor may is deaf people life expectancy

Deaf people life expectancy by mfx July 23, 2021

Expectacle 

1. Used to describe a scrotum containing three testicles.
2. The act of finding the third testicle in the sack

1. I always thought he was sexy, but after finding his expectacle, I knew he would be a powerful, and potent lover
2. When she reached for my sack, she should have expectacled the unexpected.

Expectacle by sacredenginex December 1, 2010

expectane 

A drug used to reduce the chances of miscarriage.
Taken as a pill once before use.
Invented by an Austrian Scientist by the name of Dr. Alex Hesse not to be confused with Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I took “Expectane” and in a week I was pregnant!

expectane by Duccc May 20, 2019

expectacular 

n. expectedly spectacular

That party was expectacular. I mean Reid always throws the fattest bashes.

expectacular by Loren Newman September 8, 2005