exjock

A former in-shape athlete who has since let himself go.

Brock was totally ripped back in his football days, but since he took that job at McDonald's, he's looking more like an exjock.

by B January 11, 2006

exbocks

The word exbocks is used to describe something huge, or at least bigger that it needs to be. This term was coined after Microsoft's X-BOX console.

"Man, I don't get what people see in the Hummer H2, it strikes me as exbocks."

by TheAvacadoMightier July 2, 2004

premature ejockulation

Living out your unaccomplished goals of being a sports superstar by forcing your children to play sports they are either too young to play or suck at playing.

I love Jim and Jenny to death, but little Timmy has no business being out on that field. This is a classic case of premature ejockulation.

by Dr. Tanglewood March 19, 2015

ejock

a person who act's like he is the most popular person on earth! and is a football player

I'm football player nerd... im most popular person at my school EG:i'm an Ejock

by raulh October 9, 2007

Ejockulation

When a large (or small) party of sports jocks get together for a grand old time of group ejaculation. This congregation of jocks are usually the high school's sports heros who are secretly homosexual.

Hey Johnny! Wanna come with me and some of the dudes for some awesome ejockulation!? It's gonna be rad!

by Makins October 23, 2009