exiton
exiton by kelly meyer September 14, 2009
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Exitron
The small robot man who controls the function of your anus. Exitron works tirelessly day-in and day-out to make sure no fecal matter falls from your butt hole without a proper notification before hand.
As you reach the age range of 65+, Exitron begins to deteriorate and waste can periodically leak from your anus without prior warning.
As you reach the age range of 65+, Exitron begins to deteriorate and waste can periodically leak from your anus without prior warning.
Colleen: I've been shitting myself a lot lately, should I be worried?
Scott: Eh, it's probably just your exitron, he may have started to deteriorate recently.
Colleen: Thank Moses! I was worried I had infected taste bud syndrome!
Scott: Eh, it's probably just your exitron, he may have started to deteriorate recently.
Colleen: Thank Moses! I was worried I had infected taste bud syndrome!
Exitron by TACOwhisperer August 7, 2011
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Excitoning
While talking on the phone, getting the tone of your voice to sound excited when the person you are talking to is narrating something interesting in his or her life.
A; Do you realize you were on the phone for the last half hour
B: Yeah, my son was talking about his football match and I was excitoning wih him.
B: Yeah, my son was talking about his football match and I was excitoning wih him.
Excitoning by NonSen November 24, 2009
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exton
An amazing, outstanding man. The biggest guys guy you will ever meet with an amazing soft side he only lets few see. One of the best, most caring, and most loyal boyfriends a girl could have. Also known to be an outstanding lover and amazing in bed.
exton by iballliketracymcgrady November 27, 2017
Exton, PA
Exton is a small town that branches off of West Chester. It is known for fast cars and fast people. Everywhere you look, there are ATC kids racing one another in their tricked out Hondas down Route 100.
Everybody knows everybody and those you don't know, still somehow know your business.
You will always pass a friend on Route 100 at least once during the day
There is nothing really fun to do in Exton so all Exton's younger residents usually travel to West Chester when they want to hit bars other than The Winner's Circle.
Pretty much everyone has lived in Exton or around Exton for most of their lives and do not plan on leaving anytime soon.
Everybody knows everybody and those you don't know, still somehow know your business.
You will always pass a friend on Route 100 at least once during the day
There is nothing really fun to do in Exton so all Exton's younger residents usually travel to West Chester when they want to hit bars other than The Winner's Circle.
Pretty much everyone has lived in Exton or around Exton for most of their lives and do not plan on leaving anytime soon.
extonym
A word that is an irregular extension or formation of an existing word in order to imply extra connotations or suggest further associations from the meaning of the root word. Like the words synonym, antonym and homonym, the word extonym is derived similarly: Ext- (extend) + "onyma" (Greek for "name").
An extonym for the word "moustache" is "moustachioed", e.g. a "moustachioed" man is not simply a man with a moustache but implies the moustache is the defining feature of his character.
An extonym for the word "speech" is "speechifying", e.g. "The politician finished speechifying the audience and quickly left." Therefore the politician does not simply make a speech but the connotations are that the giving of the speech was the function of the politician's role, not intended sincerely, and in turn the audience has tolerated this ritual with a suggestion it has been covered in an aural equivalent of bulldust.
An extonym for the word "feral" is "feralated", e.g. "The shoppers went wild at the Xmas sale, leaving the shop assistants feralated by the end of the morning." The implication is that the shop assistants have not simply been tested by heavy traffic but the normally domesticated shoppers have been so wild that the shop assistants have been wrung out, if not personally violated, by the abandonment of civilised standards.
An extonym for the word "speech" is "speechifying", e.g. "The politician finished speechifying the audience and quickly left." Therefore the politician does not simply make a speech but the connotations are that the giving of the speech was the function of the politician's role, not intended sincerely, and in turn the audience has tolerated this ritual with a suggestion it has been covered in an aural equivalent of bulldust.
An extonym for the word "feral" is "feralated", e.g. "The shoppers went wild at the Xmas sale, leaving the shop assistants feralated by the end of the morning." The implication is that the shop assistants have not simply been tested by heavy traffic but the normally domesticated shoppers have been so wild that the shop assistants have been wrung out, if not personally violated, by the abandonment of civilised standards.
extonym by Dr Euan Mitchell December 22, 2005