exitir 

Old timey British slang for doorman

That exitir is quite handsome

exitir by Blooogy November 21, 2022

Exitron 

The small robot man who controls the function of your anus. Exitron works tirelessly day-in and day-out to make sure no fecal matter falls from your butt hole without a proper notification before hand.

As you reach the age range of 65+, Exitron begins to deteriorate and waste can periodically leak from your anus without prior warning.

Colleen: I've been shitting myself a lot lately, should I be worried?
Scott: Eh, it's probably just your exitron, he may have started to deteriorate recently.
Colleen: Thank Moses! I was worried I had infected taste bud syndrome!

Exitron by TACOwhisperer August 7, 2011

Exitiety 

Exitiety is a play on the word anxiety. Best described as the stress you feel when going through the exit doors of a large department store - hoping that the teller has properly removed all security material from your purchase and therefore NOT setting off the alarm, causing a scene.

Dave: Dude, you got that movie at a great price... hey, why do you look ill?
Mike: Gee, I hope I don't set the door alarms off as we leave - I hate that!
Dave: You suffer from the worst case of exitiety I know!

Exitiety by buckonz October 4, 2008

exitium 

Means destruction in Latin.

Who could cause this much exitium?

exitium by R4ND0MP3RS0N May 19, 2018

Exiticy 

The username of the Gods. The one hit wonder. The... You get it! Its Exiticy! The username for professional gamer's!

WOW i died to a hacker. Oh wait no its just an Exiticy!

Exiticy by Exiticy August 27, 2018

exitis 

The mentality of a psychotic ex girl/boyfriend who, months later, begins causing drama as though the breakup was yesterday.... blaming the former signifigant other for everything that went wrong in the relationship, and everything after.

Brian: "justin! What's wrong with tonia? She's actin all crazy and threatening to get your ass beat! I don't get it!"

Justin: "she's got exitis!"

exitis by the hangar October 21, 2008

Exiting Car Crack 

When getting out of a vehicle (usually a small car or back of car) and your bum crack is on show.

X: *Gets out of car from back seat*
Y: Your bum cracks hanging out.
X: GOD DAMN! I've got Exiting Car Crack :/

Exiting Car Crack by gjudd93 June 19, 2010