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exercuse 

lame reasons not to exercise, often complete bullshit; usually the result of extreme self-consciousness when it comes to public exercise
A: Man, I was gonna go to the gym last night, but, uh, I got the runs!
B: Psssh, please! I don't wanna hear your exercuses!

exercuse by Maloret December 10, 2007

Execute Order 66 

Verb

The act of or solicitation of someone (to another) to murder or cause harm to Nico123o with great force or destruction in order to win the match.
Jimmy, execute Order 66!
Execute Order 66 by Nico123o November 4, 2018

Execute order 66 

When someone you love and (assumedly) loves you, such as a close friend you trust or even a lover, suddenly deletes/blocks you for no reason from all social media and cuts ties from you for absolutely no reason. It's the ultimate betrayal and it hurts a lot (as seen in Star Wars Episode III).
I can't see Aaron's posts on my Facebook. Oh wait, I think he blocked me. What the hell!? We were very close friends and I even began to love him *cries*

Sorry, looks he went execute order 66 on you.

*weeps even more and has suicide thoughts*
Execute order 66 by avialae July 18, 2021

When I grow up, I want to be executed! Please execute me!
execute by Smith, Winston 6079 August 15, 2007
To put to death by order of the law; kill legally.
A: I think Micheal Jackson's doctor should be executed or sentanced to life in prison for intentionally overdosing him! If I hear right, that's 1st degree murder!

B:

Name: Mio Kuroki.

Crime: Serving the Dark Kingdom, making the lives of the Sailor Senshi as miserable as possible and misusing clowns.

Plea: Guilty.

Sentance: Execution.

C: Marie Antoinette was executed because she was considered Austrian by the French people. They shouted terrible things at her while she was dragged by the wagon to her place of execution.

D: After King Louis the 16th was guillotined, cries of "VIVE LA REPUBLIQUE!" developed within 10 minutes and very soon became the universal shout of the crowd. It means "Long live the Republic!" in English.
Execute by Iknowexecution July 7, 2010

Execute a furry day 

Execute a furry day is a day on January 17 where you get to torture and execute a furry in the most inhumane ways possible.
Im celebrating execute a furry day by feeding one of those idiots to a 12 foot saltwater crocodile!
Execute a furry day by AndracenJr January 17, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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