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The year 2014 was possibly one of the worst years ever when it came to the vile, inhumane atrocities of the world. The year would be summed up with terrorism, disease outbreaks, accidents and weather disasters.
Some notable events in 2014:
*Rise of ISIS and the thousands of civilian deaths affiliated (also western reporters)
*Ebola
*Ukraine Crisis
*Israel and Palestine intensifies
*Twin Malaysian Airlines disasters, 700+ deaths
*Sydney Hostage Crisis
*Kidnapped Nigerian girls
*South Korea ferry sinking, killing over a hundred of students
*Pakistani Taliban school shooting, over 200 deaths
*Floods and landslides in Asia and North America, respectively
*Turkey mine accidents, hundreds dead
Some rather known celebs died in this year. Robin Williams was the most memorable, respected and beloved who died in August. Joan Rivers, a controversial comedian, with both strong fans and haters. Phillip Seymour Hoffman, an Oscar winner. And golden age actress, Shirley Temple.
Some notable events in 2014:
*Rise of ISIS and the thousands of civilian deaths affiliated (also western reporters)
*Ebola
*Ukraine Crisis
*Israel and Palestine intensifies
*Twin Malaysian Airlines disasters, 700+ deaths
*Sydney Hostage Crisis
*Kidnapped Nigerian girls
*South Korea ferry sinking, killing over a hundred of students
*Pakistani Taliban school shooting, over 200 deaths
*Floods and landslides in Asia and North America, respectively
*Turkey mine accidents, hundreds dead
Some rather known celebs died in this year. Robin Williams was the most memorable, respected and beloved who died in August. Joan Rivers, a controversial comedian, with both strong fans and haters. Phillip Seymour Hoffman, an Oscar winner. And golden age actress, Shirley Temple.
by avialae December 24, 2014
Get the 2014mug. When your poop is halfway out/halfway in and it doesn't move at all no matter how hard you try to push it out. It's in a limbo when MOST of the poop is inside and the tip of it is hanging out - that's when it's so hard to push it out.
When your poop is in a limbo (and you can't get it out) you have to wipe your anus a lot because it will be so, uh, shitty. And becareful, as solid poop content might fall on your tissue.
When your poop is in a limbo (and you can't get it out) you have to wipe your anus a lot because it will be so, uh, shitty. And becareful, as solid poop content might fall on your tissue.
My shit was in a bad state of limbo today. I just couldn't get it out no matter how hard I pushed. Now I think I've got a little bit of poop sticking out in my pants (can't clean it off!).
by avialae October 8, 2013
Get the Limbomug. A tasergasm happens when you shocking your body (with a taser or anything similar), mainly your back, just right before (or during) an orgasm to intensify the feeling. They say an orgasm will feel more, well, electrifying and powerful, even more so than orgasms through chocking or spanking yourself.
A tasergasm is a form of erotic electrostimulation.
A tasergasm is a form of erotic electrostimulation.
Right before I came, I pushed the button to have my tasergasm and I was in heaven. My body was pulsating with pleasure. The electric shock turned pain into pleasure instantly, and just made the feeling more pleasurable.
by avialae January 26, 2014
Get the Tasergasmmug. A badass and brutally honest way of saying "I won't repeat myself".
No, it doesn't mean you're a pussy when you say it (to the definition above). A pussy would give excuses and try sugarcoating it, after his victim says "what did you call me".
After you say "you heard me", your victims just shuts up and looks shocked, beaten and despaired.
No, it doesn't mean you're a pussy when you say it (to the definition above). A pussy would give excuses and try sugarcoating it, after his victim says "what did you call me".
After you say "you heard me", your victims just shuts up and looks shocked, beaten and despaired.
-Dad, I'm attracted to men.
-What the fuck did you just say?
-You heard me.
PUSSY COMEBACK:
-Dad, I'm attracted to men.
-What the fuck you say?
-I mean, I sort of like men. They are just... Uh, it's not a big deal, right? *scared face*
-What the fuck did you just say?
-You heard me.
PUSSY COMEBACK:
-Dad, I'm attracted to men.
-What the fuck you say?
-I mean, I sort of like men. They are just... Uh, it's not a big deal, right? *scared face*
by avialae January 12, 2014
Get the You Heard memug. A shaker is a guy who shakes his penis (by wiggling it) around the girl's vagina to enhance her pleasure. Most of the time they do it when she orgasm/squirts. It is a good sexual stimulation and very pleasurable (even for the guy).
by avialae December 3, 2013
Get the Shakermug. The year of dying celebrities. 2016 lost so many prominent actors, actresses, singers and other prominent figures. Probably the most high profile celebrity death year since 2009.
Famous people who passed away in 2016 (many tended to be 80s icons):
David Bowie
Alan Rickman (Snape from Harry Potter)
Prince
Muhammad Ali
Maurice White
Leonard Cohen (singer of 'Hallelujah')
Gene Wilder
Doris Roberts (grandmother from Everybody Loves Raymond)
Rick Partfitt (Status Quo frontman)
First Lady Nancy Reagan
Alan Thicke (from Growing Pains)
Liz Smith (Grandma Georgina from Charlie & The Chocolate Factory)
Kenny Baker (R2/D2)
Ronnie Corbett
Anton Yelchin (Star Trek)
Fidel Castro
Zsa Zsa Gabor
George Michael
Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia from Star Wars)
Debbie Reynolds (Golden era legend, mother of Carrie Fisher - passes away one day after her)
David Bowie
Alan Rickman (Snape from Harry Potter)
Prince
Muhammad Ali
Maurice White
Leonard Cohen (singer of 'Hallelujah')
Gene Wilder
Doris Roberts (grandmother from Everybody Loves Raymond)
Rick Partfitt (Status Quo frontman)
First Lady Nancy Reagan
Alan Thicke (from Growing Pains)
Liz Smith (Grandma Georgina from Charlie & The Chocolate Factory)
Kenny Baker (R2/D2)
Ronnie Corbett
Anton Yelchin (Star Trek)
Fidel Castro
Zsa Zsa Gabor
George Michael
Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia from Star Wars)
Debbie Reynolds (Golden era legend, mother of Carrie Fisher - passes away one day after her)
by avialae December 29, 2016
Get the 2016mug. When you think about it, this basically has the same 'chords' of the homosexual fantasy - a group of attractive naked men fucking, moaning and cumming together.
Except, in this case, a woman is involved. Just ONE.
Despite this, gangbang is still rather 'gay'...say, 85% gay of (NOT that there's anything wrong with it being gay). But think about it; multiple men, moaning, jizzing & getting pleasured at once. It's a very homoerotic sight. Straight men should admit the gay nature of it.
What's more 'straight' than a gangbang is a female bukakke - the one that involves girls squirting on a man - isn't that the greatest straight male fantasy? Apparently it isn't - In reality, men don't enjoy this one.
Straight men apparently don't enjoy squirting pussies with chicks everywhere, but would rather prefer one chick surrounded by MANY MEN. Straight dudes say they hate the sight of naked men, but yet they enjoy to be involved with 5 other naked men? Hm...
Except, in this case, a woman is involved. Just ONE.
Despite this, gangbang is still rather 'gay'...say, 85% gay of (NOT that there's anything wrong with it being gay). But think about it; multiple men, moaning, jizzing & getting pleasured at once. It's a very homoerotic sight. Straight men should admit the gay nature of it.
What's more 'straight' than a gangbang is a female bukakke - the one that involves girls squirting on a man - isn't that the greatest straight male fantasy? Apparently it isn't - In reality, men don't enjoy this one.
Straight men apparently don't enjoy squirting pussies with chicks everywhere, but would rather prefer one chick surrounded by MANY MEN. Straight dudes say they hate the sight of naked men, but yet they enjoy to be involved with 5 other naked men? Hm...
Look at porn sites; Gangbangs with multiple males have MUCH MORE VIEWS and are always on the FEATURED area. You'd rarely see a squirting bukakke video featured or with a lot of views.
by avialae December 24, 2014
Get the Gangbangmug.