When you're really horny and want to masturbate, but you have no fantasy, story and/or nobody to fantasize about. It is very frustrating and annoying, considering that your libido is good and you're in the mood, but you cannot do your thing only because you don't have a sexual fantasy in mind.
God I'm so horny, but I really have nothing to fantasize about. Even porn is not doing anything to me. How the hell can I get off?
Sounds like you have Masturbator's block. ;)
Sounds like you have Masturbator's block. ;)
by avialae November 15, 2020
Get the Masturbator's blockmug. Someone having the most attractive set of eyes where you can easily climax by looking at their eyes, and their eyes alone (when masturbating or fucking them). The climax which is triggered whilst looking at the eyes is an eyegasm.
Person 1: When I was coming I looked tensely in his eyes and the orgasm got more powerful. What was that?
Person 2: You had an eyegasm dude.
Person 2: You had an eyegasm dude.
by avialae October 8, 2013
Get the Eyegasmmug. 1. A man that looks like a lesbian - could be straight or gay. Look at Barry Manilow, Elton John, Justin Bieber...
2. The top or the masculine guy in a gay couple. Although this is rare as, in the gay male couples, both act the same (feminine or masculine). But in some occasions there is that manly, muscular, "butch" gay guy (gyke) with a femme man (could be skinny or fat).
2. The top or the masculine guy in a gay couple. Although this is rare as, in the gay male couples, both act the same (feminine or masculine). But in some occasions there is that manly, muscular, "butch" gay guy (gyke) with a femme man (could be skinny or fat).
by avialae March 11, 2013
Get the Gykemug. The year of dying celebrities. 2016 lost so many prominent actors, actresses, singers and other prominent figures. Probably the most high profile celebrity death year since 2009.
Famous people who passed away in 2016 (many tended to be 80s icons):
David Bowie
Alan Rickman (Snape from Harry Potter)
Prince
Muhammad Ali
Maurice White
Leonard Cohen (singer of 'Hallelujah')
Gene Wilder
Doris Roberts (grandmother from Everybody Loves Raymond)
Rick Partfitt (Status Quo frontman)
First Lady Nancy Reagan
Alan Thicke (from Growing Pains)
Liz Smith (Grandma Georgina from Charlie & The Chocolate Factory)
Kenny Baker (R2/D2)
Ronnie Corbett
Anton Yelchin (Star Trek)
Fidel Castro
Zsa Zsa Gabor
George Michael
Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia from Star Wars)
Debbie Reynolds (Golden era legend, mother of Carrie Fisher - passes away one day after her)
David Bowie
Alan Rickman (Snape from Harry Potter)
Prince
Muhammad Ali
Maurice White
Leonard Cohen (singer of 'Hallelujah')
Gene Wilder
Doris Roberts (grandmother from Everybody Loves Raymond)
Rick Partfitt (Status Quo frontman)
First Lady Nancy Reagan
Alan Thicke (from Growing Pains)
Liz Smith (Grandma Georgina from Charlie & The Chocolate Factory)
Kenny Baker (R2/D2)
Ronnie Corbett
Anton Yelchin (Star Trek)
Fidel Castro
Zsa Zsa Gabor
George Michael
Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia from Star Wars)
Debbie Reynolds (Golden era legend, mother of Carrie Fisher - passes away one day after her)
by avialae December 29, 2016
Get the 2016mug. Basically, it's a less intense version of depression, though it differs from it in a lot of ways.
People who are depressed just feel worthless and think that nothing could cure them or make them happy. However, melancholia isn't like that and it's more narcissistic, making the sufferer want 'better' feelings (or better life) - longing for love, the past (if nostalgic) and just want their gaps to be filled. They'd daydream about being with what they long for and such.
Most people with melancholia would think about having a lover and how sad it makes that they still don't have one. They are not depressed (as said) - they cope well with life activities, but they lack that something that fills them up (doesn't have to be a lover though - could be a job, friend, family and even their computer or musical instrument).
NOTE: At times, though, a sustained and intense melancholia may lead to depression.
People who are depressed just feel worthless and think that nothing could cure them or make them happy. However, melancholia isn't like that and it's more narcissistic, making the sufferer want 'better' feelings (or better life) - longing for love, the past (if nostalgic) and just want their gaps to be filled. They'd daydream about being with what they long for and such.
Most people with melancholia would think about having a lover and how sad it makes that they still don't have one. They are not depressed (as said) - they cope well with life activities, but they lack that something that fills them up (doesn't have to be a lover though - could be a job, friend, family and even their computer or musical instrument).
NOTE: At times, though, a sustained and intense melancholia may lead to depression.
I need a lover. I want someone to fill up the gap in my heart. I smile, I laugh, I do my daily activities (not depressed), but I long for to be with someone - I have melancholia on a daily basis. :(
by avialae December 14, 2013
Get the Melancholiamug. A masculine gay guy who would sport big muscles in his body and is quite tough. They have deep voices, prefer the company of other men (they have nothing in common with women) and might be on the bear side, the some of them.
There are more diesel queers than there are effeminate gay men or twinks. It's just that the latter are more outspoken and dramatic, so they'd appear in TV more often. Half of the men you see in the gym are diesel queers.
There are more diesel queers than there are effeminate gay men or twinks. It's just that the latter are more outspoken and dramatic, so they'd appear in TV more often. Half of the men you see in the gym are diesel queers.
Whilst these men are NOT gay, diesel queers would usually look & act like them:
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel.
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel.
by avialae June 8, 2013
Get the Diesel Queermug. A jewpoint is reached when a Jew runs out of money and becomes exceedingly greedier, angry, sweaty and rude - that is a jewpoint. Caution must be taken when you're around a Jew who reached their jewpoint.
My God did you see Esther that day? She was full on angry, rude and bitch. What was up?
She reached her jewpoint. Probably was out of money and was pissed about it. That's what happens when you reach your jewpoint.
She reached her jewpoint. Probably was out of money and was pissed about it. That's what happens when you reach your jewpoint.
by avialae January 22, 2014
Get the Jewpointmug.