exercuse

lame reasons not to exercise, often complete bullshit; usually the result of extreme self-consciousness when it comes to public exercise

A: Man, I was gonna go to the gym last night, but, uh, I got the runs!
B: Psssh, please! I don't wanna hear your exercuses!

by Maloret November 14, 2007

Exercuse

Any reason (usually half-assed) you give for not exercising.

eg - it’s too cold, it’s too hot, it’s too wet, it’s too late, the Simpsons are on, my gym gear is in the wash. etc etc

Exercuse.

Guy 1 - I’d love to go to the gym but my ankle’s a bit sore plus I have a big day and oh by the way it’s my nephews birthday

Guy 2 - man those are some epic exercuses !

by scmat June 23, 2021

Exercuse

The reason why I didn’t exercise today

So what’s your exercuse today that you didn’t make it to the gym. Quinn

by Quinn7 August 14, 2022

exercuse

Cancelling plans because you're sore from the gym.

"Jim isn't coming skating because yesterday was leg day. What a horrible exercuse."

by Tchacha May 05, 2016