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lame reasons not to exercise, often complete bullshit; usually the result of extreme self-consciousness when it comes to public exercise
A: Man, I was gonna go to the gym last night, but, uh, I got the runs!
B: Psssh, please! I don't wanna hear your exercuses!

by Maloret November 14, 2007
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sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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Cancelling plans because you're sore from the gym.
"Jim isn't coming skating because yesterday was leg day. What a horrible exercuse."
by Tchacha May 17, 2016
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