excelcite

The neo upperclass who use pleasuredomes (exclusively)

"..used exclusively by the excelcites who are the neo upperclass"

by bobagopa May 17, 2021

excelitis

A medical condition caused by over usage of the Microsoft application excel.

Symptoms include malfunction of the eyes from prolonged staring at this application and severe anxiety due to inability to rectify application errors such as circular references, amongst others.

User 1: "I can't get this stupid sumif to work in this vlookup because of the stupid pivot table!"

User 2: "Dude, you're suffering from excelitis, take a screen break!"

by Aquaxander January 13, 2008

Excelciar

The Holy Grail which every guy searches for. The perfectest, sweetest, besy poon-tang ever.

Get on your knees and pray to my Excelciar.

by Lisa March 13, 2003

Excelcior

The word of which Al Gore uses on southpark when he is excited or to express him doing something great.

I have Killed manbearpig! Excelcior!

by Graham C July 18, 2006

vaginal excercises

the tightening and releasing of the vaginal muscles to tighten a loose whore

kay excercised her vagina by holding in her pee for 4 seconds and releasing, creating the vaginal excercises as she watched barney and friends while soaking her head in a fish bowl of melted butter and sushi while texting her significant other who doesnt actually like her.

by -jesus October 4, 2008

excelulite

Building a "house of cards" of excel spreadsheets and formulas to the point where the fatty nature of the product is really cheesy and ugly.

Wow - that excel spreadsheet suffers from extreme excelulite...

by mdk September 26, 2012

excelcia

another name for vagina, it just doesn't sound as gross

excelcia? what's that? Sounds like some sort of Greek goddess.
-That's because it is.

by Chrissy April 23, 2004