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Excrecitement 

Occurs when one experiences a significantly heightened and often overwhelming level of uncontrollable excitement that results in a sudden, indeterminate volume of feces to involuntarily project or escape from the anus. Combination of excitement and excrement
Young Sarah was overwhelmed by excrecitement when she found out she was selected as the winner of the, “Spend a Weekend Alone with Brad Pitt on a Tropical Island Paradise” promotional giveaway.

Tom was overcome by fear and excrecitement on account of being chased by 5 wild, ravenously hungry lions.

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Excritement 

1. Occurs where somebody is so excited by something that they promptly defacate. This resultant fecal deposit is known as excritement.
Cryptopsys Lord Worm: I mark my territory with their blood and excritement and adipocere...

Tims moment had finally arrived, he was going to play at Wembly arena. In his moment of happiness on this occasion he shat himself, excritement was everywhere. A costume change and a quick shower was in order.
Excritement by Hypermonic Pandablast December 10, 2009
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excretement 

1. Combination of "excitement" and "excretion." Accidental release of the bowels (defecation) during an exciting moment.
On her way through the haunted house, Mary experienced a brief moment of excretement, resulting in a quick trip to the nearest restroom.
excretement by Lars Lentz January 16, 2008

excrecement 

When you pour quick-set cement into a public toilet, then poop on top and mix it in, congratulations you've made excrecement and been banned from Ikea
Ikea employee: Call the manager, someone's filled this display toilet up with excrecement again
Manager: Oh god not all the way to the top
excrecement by Batomilami July 15, 2021

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026