Excrecitement

Occurs when one experiences a significantly heightened and often overwhelming level of uncontrollable excitement that results in a sudden, indeterminate volume of feces to involuntarily project or escape from the anus. Combination of excitement and excrement

Young Sarah was overwhelmed by excrecitement when she found out she was selected as the winner of the, “Spend a Weekend Alone with Brad Pitt on a Tropical Island Paradise” promotional giveaway.

Tom was overcome by fear and excrecitement on account of being chased by 5 wild, ravenously hungry lions.

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by Random Factor April 27, 2014

Excritement

1. Occurs where somebody is so excited by something that they promptly defacate. This resultant fecal deposit is known as excritement.

Cryptopsys Lord Worm: I mark my territory with their blood and excritement and adipocere...

Tims moment had finally arrived, he was going to play at Wembly arena. In his moment of happiness on this occasion he shat himself, excritement was everywhere. A costume change and a quick shower was in order.

by Hypermonic Pandablast December 10, 2009

excretement

1. Combination of "excitement" and "excretion." Accidental release of the bowels (defecation) during an exciting moment.

On her way through the haunted house, Mary experienced a brief moment of excretement, resulting in a quick trip to the nearest restroom.

by Lars Lentz January 16, 2008

excrecement

When you pour quick-set cement into a public toilet, then poop on top and mix it in, congratulations you've made excrecement and been banned from Ikea

Ikea employee: Call the manager, someone's filled this display toilet up with excrecement again
Manager: Oh god not all the way to the top

by Batomilami July 15, 2021